# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 353
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7050 "2025-07-27T03:25:26Z")
My testicles hang down to my knees And I can tell the water is 33 degrees In Celsius, that is hot ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7051 "2025-07-27T05:03:20Z")
My testicles hang down to my knees And I can tell the water is 33 degrees In Celsius, that is hot But in Fahrenheit, not. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7052 "2025-07-27T05:25:48Z")
My testicles hang down to my knees And I can tell the water is 33 degrees In Celsius, that is hot But in Fahrenheit, not. And it’s even colder when there’s a breeze “Remember the Alamo,” they say ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7053 "2025-07-27T12:22:56Z")
“Remember the Alamo,” they say Way down San Antonio way ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7054 "2025-07-27T13:05:14Z")
“Remember the Alamo,” they say Way down San Antonio way Or also car rental ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7055 "2025-07-27T15:51:14Z")
“Remember the Alamo,” they say Way down San Antonio way Or also car rental And gift shop ornamental ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7056 "2025-07-27T16:01:16Z")
“Remember the Alamo,” they say Way down San Antonio way Or also car rental And gift shop ornamental And a beer, that may be here to stay. I don’t agree, but Helen once said ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7057 "2025-07-27T16:54:27Z")
I don’t agree, but Helen once said that I have a misshapen head ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7058 "2025-07-27T18:15:30Z")
I don’t agree, but Helen once said that I have a misshapen head With a dent in the middle ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7059 "2025-07-27T19:52:07Z")
I don’t agree, but Helen once said that I have a misshapen head With a dent in the middle It’s shaped like a fiddle ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7060 "2025-07-27T20:12:51Z")
I don’t agree, but Helen once said That I have a misshapen head With a dent in the middle It’s shaped like a fiddle A curse from Agnes Moorehead * * * I have become horribly bewitched ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7061 "2025-07-27T20:17:10Z")
I have become horribly bewitched it happened when she and I got hitched ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7062 "2025-07-28T00:52:54Z")
I have become horribly bewitched it happened when she and I got hitched Things have gotten weird ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7063 "2025-07-28T00:57:28Z")
I have become horribly bewitched It happened when she and I got hitched Things have gotten weird Esp. when I got big-eared ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7064 "2025-07-28T01:23:04Z")
I have become horribly bewitched It happened when she and I got hitched Things have gotten weird Esp. when I got big-eared But our sexy cosplay’s so enriched! On my very first morning in court ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7065 "2025-07-28T01:32:23Z")
On my very first morning in court The judge showed his posterior wart ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7066 "2025-07-28T02:51:06Z")
On my very first morning in court The judge showed his posterior wart I said I objected ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7067 "2025-07-28T03:17:59Z")
On my very first morning in court The judge showed his posterior wart I said I objected It looked badly infected ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7068 "2025-07-28T03:41:28Z")
On my very first morning in court The judge showed me his posterior wart I said I objected It looked badly infected And oozing its pus by the quart A judge with a wart had just mumbled ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2025, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7069 "2025-07-28T06:13:13Z")
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