# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 356
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7110 "2025-08-04T03:17:36Z")
Last weekend I went to the zoo And saw Achmed a rather strange gnu The gnu looked sad Because its keeper had ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7111 "2025-08-04T12:18:38Z")
Last weekend I went to the zoo And saw Achmed a rather strange gnu The gnu looked sad Because its keeper had A real talent for spreading the flu! \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ I know I don’t say this enough ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7112 "2025-08-04T15:27:42Z")
I know I don’t say this enough But life as a gigolo’s tough ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7113 "2025-08-04T15:45:05Z")
I know I don’t say this enough But life as a gigolo’s tough The money’s not good ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7114 "2025-08-04T17:14:47Z")
I know I don’t say this enough But life as a gigolo’s tough The money’s not good On demand I need wood ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7115 "2025-08-04T20:55:59Z")
I know I don’t say this enough But life as a gigolo’s tough The money’s not good On demand I need wood And my ‘O-face’ is always a bluff A clever young lawyer from Long Beach ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7116 "2025-08-04T21:45:26Z")
A clever young lawyer from Long Beach Got rid of his COVID with bleach ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7117 "2025-08-04T22:07:16Z")
A clever young lawyer from Long Beach Got rid of his COVID with bleach Because you can’t be sick ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2025, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7118 "2025-08-04T23:16:46Z")
A clever young lawyer from Long Beach Got rid of his COVID with bleach Because you can’t be sick With a pearly white dick ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7119 "2025-08-05T00:34:16Z")
A clever young lawyer from Long Beach Got rid of his COVID with bleach Because you can’t be sick With a pearly white dick Leave it alone for a month, I beseech. * * * My wife, she said of my member ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7120 "2025-08-05T01:40:00Z")
My wife, she said of my member “Is like Ikea, and I’m the assembler” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7121 "2025-08-05T01:46:09Z")
My wife, she said of my member “Is like Ikea, and I’m the assembler” She uses a wrench ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7122 "2025-08-05T01:56:19Z")
My wife, she said of my member “Is like Ikea, and I’m the assembler” She uses a wrench That makes my bung clench ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7123 "2025-08-05T03:32:54Z")
My wife, she said of my member “Is like Ikea, and I’m the assembler” She uses a wrench That makes my bung clench And I fear she will dismember My erection lasted more than 4 hours ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7124 "2025-08-05T03:47:17Z")
My erection lasted more than 4 hours Despite thoughts of baseball and cold showers ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7125 "2025-08-05T04:12:33Z")
My erection lasted more than 4 hours Despite thoughts of baseball and cold showers I went to the doctor ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7126 "2025-08-05T14:01:37Z")
My erection lasted more than 4 hours Despite thoughts of baseball and cold showers I went to the doctor And could barely talk t’her ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7127 "2025-08-05T17:13:30Z")
My erection lasted more than 4 hours Despite thoughts of baseball and cold showers I went to the doctor And could barely talk t’her She looked like a young Stephanie Powers \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ I like to eat handfuls of Grape Nuts ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7128 "2025-08-05T17:39:16Z")
I like to eat handfuls of Grape Nuts And rub them on my fake nose and fake butts ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7129 "2025-08-05T19:30:16Z")
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