# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 357
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7130 "2025-08-05T20:26:08Z")
I like to eat handfuls of Grape Nuts And rub them on my fake nose and fake butts I refuse to be judged Nor be discouraged ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7131 "2025-08-05T21:48:02Z")
I like to eat handfuls of Grape Nuts And rub them on my fake nose and fake butts I refuse to be judged Nor be discouraged Sharing of my quirks just takes guts \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ I live on a potato-chip-a-day diet ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7132 "2025-08-05T22:30:38Z")
I live on a potato-chip-a-day diet I slice a potato and fry it ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2025, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7133 "2025-08-05T23:18:24Z")
I live on a potato-chip-a-day diet I slice a potato and fry it A pinch of salt ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7134 "2025-08-06T00:33:06Z")
I live on a potato-chip-a-day diet I slice a potato and fry it A pinch of salt A little malt ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7135 "2025-08-06T01:22:16Z")
I live on a potato-chip-a-day diet I slice a potato and fry it A pinch of salt A little malt It’s so good you really should try it Jim sat at the poker table ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7136 "2025-08-06T01:41:35Z")
Jim sat at the poker table His bluffing was quite formid-able. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7137 "2025-08-06T01:49:39Z")
Jim sat at the poker table His bluffing was quite formid-able His one fatal tell ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7138 "2025-08-06T02:14:45Z")
Jim sat at the poker table His bluffing was quite formid-able His one fatal tell Is his nose turns pastel * * * [Quick heads-up: the old posting settings can be regained by toggling the Big A in the upper left-hand corner, which will also eliminate the spurious space after a hard return.] ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7139 "2025-08-06T03:48:07Z")
Jim sat at the poker table His bluffing was quite formid-able His one fatal tell Is his nose turns pastel If he has a royal flush, it turns sable Patsy ate a gallon of ice cream ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7140 "2025-08-06T04:38:42Z")
Patsy ate a gallon of ice cream; Fell asleep, and he had a bad dream. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7141 "2025-08-06T06:08:35Z")
Patsy ate a gallon of ice cream; Fell asleep, and he had a bad dream. That the ice cream had melted ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7142 "2025-08-06T09:20:35Z")
Patsy ate a gallon of ice cream; Fell asleep, and he had a bad dream. That the ice cream had melted On tires, double belted ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7143 "2025-08-06T16:59:09Z")
Patsy ate a gallon of ice cream; Fell asleep, and he had a bad dream. That the ice cream had melted On tires, double belted and then woke with a hideous scream * * * The tooth fairy is ripping me off ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2025, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7144 "2025-08-06T23:26:52Z")
The tooth fairy is ripping me off When I show her a molar, she’ll scoff ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7145 "2025-08-07T02:09:27Z")
The tooth fairy is ripping me off When I show her a molar, she’ll scoff “That’s worth a dime, no more” ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7146 "2025-08-07T13:31:09Z")
The tooth fairy is ripping me off When I show her a molar, she’ll scoff “That’s worth a dime, no more” Smirked that gossamer whore! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7147 "2025-08-07T15:16:51Z")
The tooth fairy is ripping me off When I show her a molar, she’ll scoff “That’s worth a dime, no more” Smirked that gossamer whore! And pitched bicuspids and all in a trough Don’t give me none of your lip ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7148 "2025-08-07T21:57:39Z")
Don’t give me none of your lip I have zero interest in your drip ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2025, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7149 "2025-08-07T22:03:48Z")
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