# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 358
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7150 "2025-08-08T00:35:25Z")
Don’t give me none of your lip I have zero interest in your drip If you need a tissue, It’s not a big issue ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7151 "2025-08-08T00:58:06Z")
Don’t give me none of your lip I have zero interest in your drip If you need a tissue, It’s not a big issue Not sorry, I shoot from the hip Sophie hates back-to-school time ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7152 "2025-08-08T01:36:41Z")
Sophie hates back-to-school time All summer long she worked as a mime ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7153 "2025-08-08T01:37:39Z")
Sophie hates back-to-school time Even though she has Amazon Prime ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7154 "2025-08-08T02:16:59Z")
Sophie hates back-to-school time All summer long she worked as a mime She was trapped in a box ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7155 "2025-08-08T03:27:28Z")
Sophie hates back-to-school time All summer long she worked as a mime She was trapped in a box So she reached in her socks ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7156 "2025-08-08T10:46:04Z")
Sophie hates back-to-school time All summer long she worked as a mime She was trapped in a box So she reached in her socks For the key, and stayed there for all-time. My TV won’t show me Fox news ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7157 "2025-08-08T13:27:37Z")
My TV won’t show me Fox News I am thus denied the right to choose ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7158 "2025-08-08T13:47:55Z")
My TV won’t show me Fox News I am thus denied the right to choose Gotta go with Breitbart ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7159 "2025-08-08T15:30:20Z")
My TV won’t show me Fox News I am thus denied the right to choose Gotta go with Breitbart While I’m lighting my fart ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7160 "2025-08-08T22:10:37Z")
My TV won’t show me Fox News I am thus denied the right to choose Gotta go with Breitbart While I’m lighting my fart So another ten brain cells I’ll lose. As I carefully opened the door ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7161 "2025-08-08T22:19:08Z")
As I carefully opened the door Selling quaint volumes of forgotten lore ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7162 "2025-08-08T22:44:46Z")
As I carefully opened the door Selling quaint volumes of forgotten lore Was an old timey wizard ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7163 "2025-08-08T22:49:55Z")
As I carefully opened the door Selling quaint volumes of forgotten lore Was an old timey wizard astride a snaggletoothed lizard ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7164 "2025-08-08T23:35:24Z")
As I carefully opened the door Selling quaint volumes of forgotten lore Was an old timey wizard Astride a snaggletoothed lizard But I took him out with my claymore * * * As I charged the enemy bunker ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2025, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7165 "2025-08-08T23:52:00Z")
As I charged the enemy bunker I recalled words of the famous spelunker: ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2025, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7166 "2025-08-09T00:14:07Z")
As I charged the enemy bunker I recalled words of the famous spelunker: Don’t fear the darkness ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2025, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7167 "2025-08-09T01:27:25Z")
As I charged the enemy bunker I recalled words of the famous spelunker: Don’t fear the darkness Sayeth Richard Harkness ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2025, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7168 "2025-08-09T02:51:40Z")
As I charged the enemy bunker I recalled words of the famous spelunker: Don’t fear the darkness Sayeth Richard Harkness And watch out for Kaiser Bill’s Junker! With the speed of autumnal molasses ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2025, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7169 "2025-08-09T03:52:38Z")
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