# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 359
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2025, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7170 "2025-08-09T04:23:29Z")
With the speed of autumnal molasses The Rock put his boot to some asses I smelled what he cooked ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2025, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7171 "2025-08-09T23:06:29Z")
With the speed of autumnal molasses The Rock put his boot to some asses I smelled what he cooked And was instantly hooked ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7172 "2025-08-10T00:33:19Z")
With the speed of autumnal molasses The Rock put his boot to some asses I smelled what he cooked And was instantly hooked Dwayne Johnson knows how to please the masses Krypto the Superdog is trouble ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7173 "2025-08-10T01:33:08Z")
Krypto the Superdog is trouble Lack of neutering makes that double ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7174 "2025-08-10T03:15:13Z")
Krypto the Superdog is trouble Lack of neutering makes that double When he humps your leg ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7175 "2025-08-10T03:25:48Z")
Krypto the Superdog is trouble Lack of neutering makes that double When he humps your leg For mercy you’ll beg ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7176 "2025-08-10T11:33:45Z")
Krypto the Superdog is trouble Lack of neutering makes that double When he humps your leg For mercy you’ll beg Before he reduces it to rubble * * * Superheroes sure are silly ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7177 "2025-08-10T15:14:14Z")
Superheroes sure are silly They put costumes on, willy nilly! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7178 "2025-08-10T16:32:24Z")
Superheroes sure are silly They put costumes on, willy nilly! They know how to sew ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7179 "2025-08-10T19:50:46Z")
Superheroes sure are silly They put costumes on, willy nilly! They know how to sew A good skill to know ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7180 "2025-08-10T20:03:50Z")
Superheroes sure are silly They put costumes on, willy nilly! They know how to sew A good skill to know if your cape falls off and temps are chilly ——————————- The devil went down to Miami ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7181 "2025-08-10T22:35:21Z")
The devil went down to Miami Where he slyly tempted my grammy ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2025, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7182 "2025-08-10T22:37:28Z")
The devil went down to Miami Where he slyly tempted my grammy In his red Speedo ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7183 "2025-08-11T01:21:40Z")
The devil went down to Miami Where he slyly tempted my grammy In his red Speedo He sparked her libido ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7184 "2025-08-11T02:25:08Z")
The devil went down to Miami Where he slyly tempted my grammy In his red Speedo He sparked her libido But the sex, so she said, was quite clammy ——————— I live on a one acre island ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7185 "2025-08-11T02:40:57Z")
I live on a one acre island With my lovely wife, Ms. Sarah Hyland ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7186 "2025-08-11T02:46:46Z")
nm whoops! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7187 "2025-08-11T15:04:28Z")
I live on a one acre island With my lovely wife, Ms. Sarah Hyland So when we’re feeling frisky ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7188 "2025-08-11T15:28:47Z")
I live on a one acre island With my lovely wife, Ms. Sarah Hyland So when we’re feeling frisky We each down 3 shots of whisky ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7189 "2025-08-11T23:17:58Z")
I live on a one acre island With my lovely wife, Ms. Sarah Hyland So when we’re feeling frisky We each down 3 shots of whisky And boink in the sea, not on dry land. My iPhone fell out of my boat [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=358) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=360)