# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 360
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2025, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7190 "2025-08-11T23:31:05Z")
My iPhone fell out of my boat Now I dearly wish it could float ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7191 "2025-08-12T00:10:14Z")
My iPhone fell out of my boat Now I dearly wish it could float But then a friendly whale ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7192 "2025-08-12T00:42:19Z")
My iPhone fell out of my boat Now I dearly wish it could float But then a friendly whale Gave a wave and did hail ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7193 "2025-08-12T00:49:08Z")
My iPhone fell out of my boat Now I dearly wish it could float But then a friendly whale Gave a wave and did hail and horked it up out of its throat * * * I swallowed two dimes and a quarter ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7194 "2025-08-12T00:58:27Z")
I swallowed two dimes and a quarter Instead of buying a coin sorter ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7195 "2025-08-12T01:46:49Z")
I swallowed two dimes and a quarter Instead of buying a coin sorter It’s convenient and easy ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7196 "2025-08-12T02:50:57Z")
I swallowed two dimes and a quarter Instead of buying a coin sorter It’s convenient and easy Though my tummy is queasy ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7197 "2025-08-12T10:29:43Z")
I swallowed two dimes and a quarter Instead of buying a coin sorter It’s convenient and easy Though my tummy is queasy 'cuz they come out in the same order * * * All hope is lost, the end is near ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7198 "2025-08-12T11:16:38Z")
All hope is lost, the end is near They are making my funeral bier ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7199 "2025-08-12T16:57:36Z")
All hope is lost, the end is near They are making my funeral bier Though I’m hardly dead yet ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7200 "2025-08-12T19:45:02Z")
All hope is lost, the end is near They are making my funeral bier Though I’m hardly dead yet I’m just willing to bet ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7201 "2025-08-12T20:55:16Z")
All hope is lost, the end is near They are making my funeral bier Though I’m hardly dead yet I’m just willing to bet This Budweiser mug will be my last beer * * * I prefer a brew which is less filling ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7202 "2025-08-12T21:18:32Z")
I prefer a brew which is less filling So I add some odd things when distilling ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7203 "2025-08-12T22:46:07Z")
I prefer a brew which is less filling So I add some odd things when distilling Mint, salt and cocaine ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2025, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7204 "2025-08-12T22:51:07Z")
I prefer a brew which is less filling So I add some odd things when distilling Mint, salt and cocaine Which also helps with the pain ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7205 "2025-08-13T00:36:19Z")
I prefer a brew which is less filling So I add some odd things when distilling Mint, salt and cocaine Which also helps with the pain You can have some if you’re willing There once was a young man from Guam ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7206 "2025-08-13T00:47:25Z")
There once was a young man from Guam Who yelled, as he boarded a tram: ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7207 "2025-08-13T01:52:07Z")
There once was a young man from Guam Who yelled, as he boarded a tram: I need a good rhyme ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7208 "2025-08-13T02:03:20Z")
There once was a young man from Guam Who yelled, as he boarded a tram: I need a good rhyme Else it’s a dire crime ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7209 "2025-08-13T03:25:27Z")
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