# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 361
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7210 "2025-08-13T11:03:19Z")
“We can still head them off at the pass!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7211 "2025-08-13T12:51:24Z")
“We can still head them off at the pass!” “If we get in gear our saggy ass!” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2025, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7212 "2025-08-13T14:58:27Z")
“We can still head them off at the pass!” “If we get in gear our saggy ass!” "If my ass didn’t drag ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7213 "2025-08-14T03:48:35Z")
“We can still head them off at the pass!” “If we get in gear our saggy ass!” “If my ass didn’t drag My pants wouldn’t sag.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7214 "2025-08-14T04:17:35Z")
“We can still head them off at the pass!” “If we get in gear our saggy ass!” “If my ass didn’t drag My pants wouldn’t sag,” Ben said to me with lots of sass. The thing that I’ve found, about kittens, ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7215 "2025-08-14T05:46:08Z")
The thing that I’ve found, about kittens, Is that it’s easy to become smitten ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7216 "2025-08-14T11:40:04Z")
The thing that I’ve found, about kittens, Is that it’s easy to become smitten They’ll climb up your leg ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7217 "2025-08-14T11:49:41Z")
The thing that I’ve found, about kittens, Is that it’s easy to become smitten They’ll climb up your leg And get you to beg ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7218 "2025-08-14T16:10:19Z")
The thing that I’ve found, about kittens, Is that it’s easy to become smitten They’ll climb up your leg And get you to beg In a flash, they’ll unravel your mitten! Only one thing I’ve found to be true: ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7219 "2025-08-14T16:58:09Z")
Only one thing I’ve found to be true: When I need to go I can’t find a loo ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7220 "2025-08-14T17:05:25Z")
Only one thing I’ve found to be true: When I need to go I can’t find a loo So crosslegged I waddle ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7221 "2025-08-14T17:31:57Z")
Only one thing I’ve found to be true: When I need to go I can’t find a loo So crosslegged I waddle And hurry, not dawdle ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7222 "2025-08-14T17:59:11Z")
Only one thing I’ve found to be true: When I need to go I can’t find a loo So crosslegged I waddle And hurry, not dawdle And occasionally say a prayer too ————————- An alien once abducted then probed me ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7223 "2025-08-14T19:42:57Z")
An alien once abducted then probed me I only wish he’d disrobed me ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7224 "2025-08-14T20:24:31Z")
An alien once abducted then probed me I only wish he’d disrobed me Because what happened next ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2025, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7225 "2025-08-14T20:54:49Z")
An alien once abducted then probed me I only wish he’d disrobed me Because what happened next Left me completely vexed ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7226 "2025-08-15T01:03:49Z")
An alien once abducted then probed me I only wish he’d disrobed me Because what happened next Left me completely vexed Now my pants are firmly enfolded in me Last night I went to a strip club ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7227 "2025-08-15T01:22:09Z")
Last night I went to a strip club And got pulled into a hot tub ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7228 "2025-08-15T01:55:33Z")
Last night I went to a strip club And got pulled into a hot tub Plied with drinks and dames ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7229 "2025-08-15T03:49:23Z")
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