# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 362
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7230 "2025-08-15T09:12:16Z")
Last night I went to a strip club And got pulled into a hot tub Plied with drinks and dames My lens broke from my frames Can’t see whether I’m dom or sub! The cops tracked me down at my home ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7231 "2025-08-15T12:08:25Z")
The cops tracked me down at my home Only to be greeted by my lawn gnome ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2025, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7232 "2025-08-15T12:39:38Z")
The cops tracked me down at my home Only to be greeted by my lawn gnome armed to the hilt ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7233 "2025-08-16T01:19:51Z")
The cops tracked me down at my home Only to be greeted by my lawn gnome armed to the hilt someone’s gettin’ kill’t ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7234 "2025-08-16T16:18:53Z")
The cops tracked me down at my home Only to be greeted by my lawn gnome armed to the hilt someone’s gettin’ kill’t A famously fatal syndrome * * * My girl’s an interpretative dancer ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2025, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7235 "2025-08-16T23:22:04Z")
My girl’s an interpretative dancer In other words, a fancy prancer ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7236 "2025-08-17T09:57:14Z")
My girl’s an interpretative dancer In other words, a fancy prancer But when she’s onstage ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7237 "2025-08-17T10:25:28Z")
My girl’s an interpretative dancer In other words, a fancy prancer But when she’s onstage All you see is her age ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7238 "2025-08-17T12:15:59Z")
My girl’s an interpretative dancer In other words, a fancy prancer But when she’s onstage All you see is her age Despite all her A.I. enhancer! I like to expose my true self ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7239 "2025-08-17T14:35:18Z")
I like to expose my true self which I keep in a jar on the shelf ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7240 "2025-08-17T14:49:48Z")
I like to expose my true self Which I keep in a jar on the shelf She swims in formaldehyde ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7241 "2025-08-17T15:33:01Z")
I like to expose my true self Which I keep in a jar on the shelf She swims in formaldehyde is sarcastic and snide ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7242 "2025-08-18T00:42:54Z")
I like to expose my true self Which I keep in a jar on the shelf She swims in formaldehyde is sarcastic and snide She is just as cute as an elf! I am in love with my hound dog ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7243 "2025-08-18T01:10:40Z")
I am in love with my hound dog Except when he tramps into the bog ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7244 "2025-08-18T01:56:15Z")
I am in love with my hound dog Except when he tramps into the bog He gets wet and dirty ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7245 "2025-08-18T02:17:57Z")
I am in love with my hound dog Except when he tramps into the bog He gets wet and dirty And muddies my skirty ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7246 "2025-08-18T02:41:46Z")
I am in love with my hound dog Except when he tramps into the bog He gets wet and dirty And muddies my skirty As he then proceeds to hump a log * * * I am starting to wonder about my cat ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7247 "2025-08-18T03:04:23Z")
I am starting to wonder about my cat While perched on my pillow, he shat ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7248 "2025-08-18T10:38:41Z")
I am starting to wonder about my cat While perched on my pillow, he shat It’s just very rude ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7249 "2025-08-18T12:26:41Z")
I am starting to wonder about my cat While perched on my pillow, he shat It’s just very rude He’s really quite crude [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=361) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=363)