# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 363
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7250 "2025-08-18T13:05:19Z")
I am starting to wonder about my cat While perched on my pillow, he shat It’s just very rude He’s really quite crude but I like when he purrs and that’s that * * * There lives an old stripper named cookie ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7251 "2025-08-18T14:44:15Z")
There lives an old stripper named cookie Whose best friend was Old Joe the bookie ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7252 "2025-08-18T15:45:06Z")
There lives an old stripper named cookie Whose best friend was Old Joe the bookie Their alliance was sordid ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7253 "2025-08-18T17:48:03Z")
There lives an old stripper named cookie Whose best friend was Old Joe the bookie Their alliance was sordid But greatly rewarded ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7254 "2025-08-18T18:12:26Z")
There lives an old stripper named cookie Whose best friend was Old Joe the bookie Their alliance was sordid But greatly rewarded A day at the races that ended with nookie * * * My late mother was considered a saint ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7255 "2025-08-18T21:19:51Z")
My late mother was considered a saint But she knew jokes that’d make you faint ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7256 "2025-08-18T21:35:01Z")
My late mother was considered a saint But she knew jokes that’d make you faint the “worst” one she had ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2025, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7257 "2025-08-18T22:28:29Z")
My late mother was considered a saint But she knew jokes that’d make you faint the “worst” one she had About dancers unclad ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7258 "2025-08-19T00:39:09Z")
My late mother was considered a saint But she knew jokes that’d make you faint the “worst” one she had About dancers unclad I would say more but I must show restraint There once was a guy who tweeted ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7259 "2025-08-19T01:09:40Z")
There once was a guy who tweeted His search for true love was completed ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7260 "2025-08-19T01:11:17Z")
There once was a guy who tweeted His search for true love was completed He found her on Mars ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7261 "2025-08-19T01:43:09Z")
There once was a guy who tweeted His search for true love was completed He found her on Mars working topless in bars ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7262 "2025-08-19T03:35:40Z")
There once was a guy who tweeted His search for true love was completed He found her on Mars Working topless bars. At Canaveral he had a rocket preheated. This doofus, he so proudly displayed ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7263 "2025-08-19T04:23:06Z")
This doofus, he so proudly displayed the fact that he had studied the blade ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7264 "2025-08-19T08:07:02Z")
This doofus, he so proudly displayed the fact that he had studied the blade Of his neighbor’s machete ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7265 "2025-08-19T11:27:17Z")
This doofus, he so proudly displayed the fact that he had studied the blade Of his neighbor’s machete Which made his palms sweaty ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7266 "2025-08-19T11:52:50Z")
This doofus, he so proudly displayed the fact that he had studied the blade Of his neighbor’s machete Which made his palms sweaty He beheaded himself, I’m afraid. * * * Sometimes I don’t wear underpants ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7267 "2025-08-19T13:51:06Z")
Sometimes I don’t wear underpants But at least they keep away the ants ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7268 "2025-08-19T15:43:09Z")
Sometimes I don’t wear underpants But at least they keep away the ants But I’m wary of ducks ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7269 "2025-08-19T21:20:57Z")
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