# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 364
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7270 "2025-08-19T21:43:56Z")
Sometimes I don’t wear underpants But at least they keep away the ants But I’m wary of ducks And their quacks and their clucks Not to mention their arcane chants * * * I joined a rather curious church ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7271 "2025-08-19T23:02:45Z")
I joined a rather curious church Which sells episcopal merch ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2025, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7272 "2025-08-20T00:20:38Z")
I joined a rather curious church Which sells episcopal merch Like branded Bibles ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2025, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7273 "2025-08-20T02:08:34Z")
I joined a rather curious church Which sells Episcopal merch Like branded Bibles And blood libels ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2025, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7274 "2025-08-20T02:36:59Z")
I joined a rather curious church Which sells Episcopal merch Like branded bibles And blood libels Employed by a man named Lurch. His necktie got caught in a door ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2025, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7275 "2025-08-20T02:44:29Z")
His necktie got caught in a door Causing him to fall to the floor ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2025, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7276 "2025-08-20T02:57:18Z")
His necktie got caught in a door Causing him to fall to the floor His neck all a-strangled ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2025, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7277 "2025-08-20T03:36:13Z")
His necktie got caught in a door Causing him to fall to the floor His neck all a-strangled His thumbs were both mangled ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2025, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7278 "2025-08-20T12:14:41Z")
His necktie got caught in a door Causing him to fall to the floor His neck all a-strangled His thumbs were both mangled and his girlfriend didn’t want him no more * * * Mary and Tommy and Todd were a throuple ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2025, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7279 "2025-08-20T13:29:13Z")
Mary and Tommy and Todd were a throuple But when they decided on a sextuple ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2025, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7280 "2025-08-20T14:39:59Z")
Mary and Tommy and Todd were a throuple But when they decided on a sextuple They queried the neighbors ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2025, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7281 "2025-08-20T14:54:46Z")
Mary and Tommy and Todd were a throuple But when they decided on a sextuple They queried the neighbors and called in some favors ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2025, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7282 "2025-08-21T01:14:46Z")
Mary and Tommy and Todd were a throuple But when they decided on a sextuple They queried the neighbors and called in some favors 'Til they looked three clones right in the pupil. I once worked an assembling line ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2025, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7283 "2025-08-21T02:28:34Z")
I once worked an assembling line Making widgets in North Liechtenstein ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2025, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7284 "2025-08-21T02:35:21Z")
I once worked an assembling line Making widgets in North Liechtenstein They were notably crap ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2025, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7285 "2025-08-21T03:11:51Z")
I once worked an assembling line Making widgets in North Liechtenstein They were notably crap But they helped incels fap ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2025, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7286 "2025-08-21T03:18:55Z")
I once worked an assembling line Making widgets in North Liechtenstein They were notably crap But they helped incels fap And for that I guess they were fine My teacher taught me about math ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2025, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7287 "2025-08-21T10:28:04Z")
My teacher taught me about math and sometimes joined me in the bath ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2025, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7288 "2025-08-21T14:06:48Z")
My teacher taught me about math and sometimes joined me in the bath He was hung like the Hulk ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2025, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7289 "2025-08-21T14:59:54Z")
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