# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 365
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2025, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7290 "2025-08-21T16:51:36Z")
My teacher taught me about math And sometimes joined me in the bath He was hung like the Hulk Green, not much bulk A 5 trillion sperm count he hath * * * I am a rather strange hybrid ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2025, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7291 "2025-08-21T17:40:25Z")
I am a rather strange hybrid Of hominid and katydid ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2025, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7292 "2025-08-21T22:58:44Z")
I am a rather strange hybrid Of hominid and katydid A cricket, I’m not ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7293 "2025-08-21T23:02:15Z")
I am a rather strange hybrid Of hominid and katydid A cricket, I’m not Though Jiminy’s hot ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2025, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7294 "2025-08-21T23:14:32Z")
I am a rather strange hybrid Of hominid and katydid A cricket, I’m not Though Jiminy’s hot He soon got it on with a squid * * * My pet octopus has escaped! ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7295 "2025-08-22T01:24:22Z")
My pet octopus has escaped! He’s no crusader but he’s caped ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7296 "2025-08-22T13:34:44Z")
My pet octopus has escaped! He’s no crusader but he’s caped He follows his gut ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7297 "2025-08-22T16:02:03Z")
My pet octopus has escaped! He’s no crusader but he’s caped He follows his gut and busts his butt ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7298 "2025-08-23T01:28:10Z")
My pet octopus has escaped! He’s no crusader but he’s caped He follows his gut and busts his butt To find a pool that’s kidney-shaped I love to eat at Taco Bell ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7299 "2025-08-23T01:50:26Z")
I love to eat at Taco Bell The enchiritos are really swell ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7300 "2025-08-23T12:33:19Z")
I love to eat at Taco Bell The enchiritos are really swell As in my stomach bloats ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7301 "2025-08-23T15:41:25Z")
I love to eat at Taco Bell The enchiritos are really swell As in my stomach bloats I remember how goats ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7302 "2025-08-23T15:41:30Z")
I love to eat at Taco Bell The enchiritos are really swell As in my stomach bloats and begs for antidotes ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7303 "2025-08-26T00:38:04Z")
I love to eat at Taco Bell The enchiritos are really swell As in my stomach bloats and begs for antidotes Til my colon feels like a barbell I told you, don’t pee in my pool! ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7304 "2025-08-26T00:42:41Z")
I told you, don’t pee in my pool! Come on, man, that is not cool! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7305 "2025-08-26T00:54:29Z")
I told you, don’t pee in my pool! Come on, man, that is not cool! I don’t swim in your john ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7306 "2025-08-26T10:40:09Z")
I told you, don’t pee in my pool! Come on, man, that is not cool! I don’t swim in your john or poop on your lawn ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7307 "2025-08-26T10:48:20Z")
I told you, don’t pee in my pool! Come on, man, that is not cool! I don’t swim in your john or poop on your lawn So you’re breaking that big “Golden Rule!” My window is covered with flies ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7308 "2025-08-26T12:25:57Z")
My window is covered with flies That have grown to remarkable size ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7309 "2025-08-26T13:11:57Z")
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