# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 366
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7310 "2025-08-26T20:18:46Z")
My window is covered with flies That have grown to remarkable size They hold little signs with adorable designs ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7311 "2025-08-27T04:50:21Z")
My window is covered with flies That have grown to remarkable size They hold little signs with adorable designs Sadly, they parrot MAGA lies A burger is better with cheese ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7312 "2025-08-27T09:46:19Z")
A burger is better with cheese And brown mustard, not yellow, please! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7313 "2025-08-27T10:37:21Z")
A burger is better with cheese And brown mustard, not yellow, please! I want the bun toasted ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7314 "2025-08-27T13:01:34Z")
A burger is better with cheese And brown mustard, not yellow, please! I want the bun toasted And the Poodle roasted ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7315 "2025-08-27T15:43:26Z")
And brown mustard, not yellow, please! I want the bun toasted And the Poodle roasted (to kill all the ticks and the fleas) * * * My mother gave birth in a disco ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7316 "2025-08-27T16:47:56Z")
My mother gave birth in a disco In the red-light district of San Francisco ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7317 "2025-08-27T17:18:15Z")
My mother gave birth in a disco In the red-light district of San Francisco I dropped out to the beat ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7318 "2025-08-27T18:18:40Z")
My mother gave birth in a disco In the red-light district of San Francisco I dropped out to the beat and bounced to the street ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7319 "2025-08-27T18:30:57Z")
My mother gave birth in a disco In the red-light district of San Francisco I dropped out to the beat and bounced to the street And was slathered in oh, so much Crisco! There once was a girl from Nashville ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7320 "2025-08-27T18:33:53Z")
There once was a girl from Nashville who owes me a pile of cash still ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7321 "2025-08-27T18:40:47Z")
There once was a girl from Nashville who owes me a pile of cash still She better have my money ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7322 "2025-08-27T19:27:46Z")
There once was a girl from Nashville who owes me a pile of cash still She better have my money or it’s curtains for her bunny ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7323 "2025-08-27T21:42:52Z")
There once was a girl from Nashville Who owes me a pile of cash still She better have my money Or it’s curtains for her bunny As it is its guts that I shall spill * * * Gloom despair and agony on me ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7324 "2025-08-27T23:36:10Z")
Gloom despair and agony on me That’s the side I let no one see ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7325 "2025-08-27T23:38:54Z")
Gloom despair and agony on me That’s the side I let no one see I grin like a monkey ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7326 "2025-08-28T00:33:35Z")
Gloom despair and agony on me That’s the side I let no one see I grin like a monkey Though my soul feels gunky ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7327 "2025-08-28T02:29:11Z")
Gloom despair and agony on me That’s the side I let no one see I grin like a monkey Though my soul feels gunky But mostly I just have to pee ——————————- I drove my Chevy to Sioux Falls ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7328 "2025-08-28T02:32:45Z")
I drove my Chevy to Sioux Falls To see my aunt’s collection of corn galls ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7329 "2025-08-28T02:35:59Z")
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