# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 367
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7330 "2025-08-28T02:43:22Z")
I drove my Chevy to Sioux Falls To see my aunt’s collection of corn galls That was a waste of time And she treats me like slime ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7331 "2025-08-28T03:01:03Z")
I drove my Chevy to Sioux Falls To see my aunt’s collection of corn galls That was a waste of time And she treats me like slime From Kristi Noem licking Trump’s balls I can’t wait to hear your excuse ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7332 "2025-08-28T07:16:14Z")
I can’t wait to hear your excuse for hijacking that spruce caboose ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7333 "2025-08-28T12:27:30Z")
I can’t wait to hear your excuse for hijacking that spruce caboose That is no euphemism; ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7334 "2025-08-29T01:02:43Z")
I can’t wait to hear your excuse for hijacking that spruce caboose That is no euphemism; I don’t want your solipsism ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7335 "2025-08-29T01:36:06Z")
I can’t wait to hear your excuse For hijacking that spruce caboose That is no euphemism; I don’t want your solipsism Or your dropping of a verbal deuce * * * Hitler has only got one ball ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7336 "2025-08-29T01:49:05Z")
Hitler has only got one ball It’s framed and mounted in the hall ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7337 "2025-08-29T03:19:48Z")
Hitler has only got one ball It’s framed and mounted in the hall It’s a sight to see ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7338 "2025-08-29T13:14:38Z")
Hitler has only got one ball It’s framed and mounted in the hall It’s a sight to see As it’s as small as a bee ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7339 "2025-08-30T06:40:43Z")
Hitler has only got one ball It’s framed and mounted in the hall It’s a sight to see As it’s as small as a bee Want to see it? Give me a call! Joe was craving a rootbeer float ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7340 "2025-08-30T10:30:02Z")
Joe was craving a root beer float It felt good while going down his throat ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7341 "2025-08-30T10:46:47Z")
Joe was craving a root beer float It felt good while going down his throat He wanted another ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7342 "2025-08-30T11:33:02Z")
Joe was craving a root beer float It felt good while going down his throat He wanted another Plus one for his brother ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7343 "2025-08-30T14:41:45Z")
Joe was craving a root beer float It felt good while going down his throat He wanted another Plus one for his brother But they couldn’t avoid the bloat * * * Among my siblings I am the black sheep ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7344 "2025-08-30T15:47:58Z")
Among my siblings I am the black sheep I’m a bully and kind of a creep ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7345 "2025-08-30T23:30:23Z")
Among my siblings I am the black sheep I’m a bully and kind of a creep But my one saving grace ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2025, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7346 "2025-08-30T23:33:19Z")
Among my siblings I am the black sheep I’m a bully and kind of a creep But my one saving grace I make a fine _bouillabaisse_ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7347 "2025-08-31T02:37:30Z")
Among my siblings I am the black sheep I’m a bully and kind of a creep But my one saving grace I make a fine bouillabaisse But my assholishness is bone deep When my name is called, my first thought ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7348 "2025-08-31T02:41:27Z")
When my name is called, my first thought is “Do I answer or do I not?” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7349 "2025-08-31T10:39:41Z")
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