# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 368
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7350 "2025-08-31T13:23:47Z")
When my name is called, my first thought Is “Do I answer or do I not?” I don’t like to talk Else my classmates will gawk ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7351 "2025-08-31T16:36:03Z")
When my name is called, my first thought Is “Do I answer or do I not?” I don’t like to talk Else my classmates will gawk At flaucht, claught, and straucht-- I’m a Scot! If you must know, I came here from Prague ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7352 "2025-08-31T18:01:50Z")
If you must know, I came here from Prague and I’ve found every moment a drag ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7353 "2025-09-01T02:49:59Z")
If you must know, I came here from Prague and I’ve found every moment a drag I cannot speak Czech ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7354 "2025-09-01T10:40:21Z")
If you must know, I came here from Prague and I’ve found every moment a drag I cannot speak Czech Nor even Slovek (hey, if “drag” can rhyme with “Prague”…) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7355 "2025-09-01T13:35:44Z")
If you must know, I came here from Prague and I’ve found every moment a drag I cannot speak Czech Nor even Slovek Even their breakfast was a slog * * * For me, it’s gotta be bacon and eggs ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7356 "2025-09-01T13:38:57Z")
For me, it’s gotta be bacon and eggs With a bottle of Port and two kegs ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7357 "2025-09-01T15:36:56Z")
For me, it’s gotta be bacon and eggs With a bottle of Port and two kegs One Hershey Bar ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7358 "2025-09-01T17:46:24Z")
For me, it’s gotta be bacon and eggs With a bottle of Port and two kegs One Hershey Bar Then a Cuban cigar ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7359 "2025-09-01T19:33:54Z")
For me, it’s gotta be bacon and eggs With a bottle of Port and two kegs One Hershey Bar Then a Cuban cigar Then use an ottoman to rest my legs My girl walked barefoot on the beach ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7360 "2025-09-01T20:10:41Z")
My girl walked barefoot on the beach Then she stopped and let out a screech ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7361 "2025-09-01T20:15:30Z")
My girl walked barefoot on the beach Then she stopped and let out a screech She stepped on a sea urchin ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7362 "2025-09-01T20:39:23Z")
My girl walked barefoot on the beach Then she stopped and let out a screech She stepped on a sea urchin She started lurchin’ ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7363 "2025-09-02T01:07:53Z")
My girl walked barefoot on the beach Then she stopped and let out a screech She stepped on a sea urchin She started lurchin’ Her toe was as fat as a peach I heard a rumor _he_ was dead ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7364 "2025-09-02T01:46:14Z")
I heard a rumor _he_ was dead It started with a bump on the head ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7365 "2025-09-02T03:09:19Z")
I heard a rumor _he_ was dead It started with a bump on the head Delivered with force ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7366 "2025-09-02T03:56:06Z")
I heard a rumor _he_ was dead It started with a bump on the head Delivered with force On the golf course ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7367 "2025-09-02T10:32:53Z")
I heard a rumor _he_ was dead It started with a bump on the head Delivered with force On the golf course Sadly the news was misread * * * My mother didn’t give me affection ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7368 "2025-09-02T12:16:54Z")
My mother didn’t give me affection In my life, joy evaded detection. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7369 "2025-09-02T14:01:54Z")
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