# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 369
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2025, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7370 "2025-09-02T15:51:00Z")
My mother didn’t give me affection In my life, joy evaded detection. And Daddy didn’t care he’d pour one more beer ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7371 "2025-09-03T00:45:27Z")
My mother didn’t give me affection In my life, joy evaded detection. And Daddy didn’t care he’d pour one more beer But I found pleasure in my erection I went to the movies last night ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7372 "2025-09-03T01:29:53Z")
I went to the movies last night I left feeling sad and uptight ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7373 "2025-09-03T01:43:44Z")
I went to the movies last night I left feeling sad and uptight The film was by von Trier ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7374 "2025-09-03T03:03:42Z")
I went to the movies last night I left feeling sad and uptight The film was by von Trier And prominently starred Cher * * * [Since non-English pronounciations have become an issue here lately, I went with “tree-AIR” for the name in line 3…] ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7375 "2025-09-03T04:28:16Z")
I went to the movies last night I left feeling sad and uptight The film was by von Trier And prominently starred Cher As a wombat - which doesn’t seem right! Damn it! I’ve lost my car keys ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7376 "2025-09-03T04:47:16Z")
Damn it! I’ve lost my car keys I’m searching down on my knees ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7377 "2025-09-03T06:22:14Z")
Damn it! I’ve lost my car keys I’m searching down on my knees They’re not under my bed ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7378 "2025-09-03T13:18:22Z")
Damn it! I’ve lost my car keys I’m searching down on my knees They’re not under my bed but what I did find instead ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7379 "2025-09-03T14:17:28Z")
Damn it! I’ve lost my car keys I’m searching down on my knees They’re not under my bed But what I did find instead Was my 5 month old cheddar cheese * * * There is absolutely no space or time ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7380 "2025-09-03T22:27:54Z")
There is absolutely no space or time In which dating a clown is a crime ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7381 "2025-09-03T23:12:43Z")
There is absolutely no space or time In which dating a clown is a crime And dating Flying Wallendas ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7382 "2025-09-04T00:37:28Z")
There is absolutely no space or time In which dating a clown is a crime And dating Flying Wallendas Is completely stupendous ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7383 "2025-09-04T01:11:12Z")
There is absolutely no space or time In which dating a clown is a crime And dating Flying Wallendas Is completely stupendous and the law is quite silent on mime Said Sulu to Captain Kirk ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7384 "2025-09-04T01:49:37Z")
Said Sulu to Captain Kirk “I’m getting so bored with my work” ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7385 "2025-09-04T01:54:53Z")
Said Sulu to Captain Kirk “I’m getting so bored with my work” Manning the helm’s a snooze ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7386 "2025-09-04T02:01:57Z")
Said Sulu to Captain Kirk “I’m getting so bored with my work” Manning the helm’s a snooze And off-duty I guzzle booze ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7387 "2025-09-04T03:11:36Z")
Said Sulu to Captain Kirk “I’m getting so bored with my work” Manning the helm’s a snooze And off-duty I guzzle booze Naked Spock? Not that much of a perq! John and Paul, a great contrast of styles ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7388 "2025-09-04T13:10:26Z")
John and Paul, a great contrast of styles John’s clothes were hung neatly, Paul’s were in piles ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7389 "2025-09-04T15:32:09Z")
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