# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 370
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7390 "2025-09-04T16:53:20Z")
John and Paul, a great contrast of styles John’s clothes were hung neatly, Paul’s were in piles George wore hand-me-downs Paul glittering bridal gowns ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7391 "2025-09-04T21:28:42Z")
John and Paul, a great contrast of styles John’s clothes were hung neatly, Paul’s were in piles George wore hand-me-downs Paul glittering bridal gowns Recorded in FBI files. Armani was known for good suits ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7392 "2025-09-04T22:04:25Z")
Armani was known for good suits Le Petomane, for his excellent toots. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7393 "2025-09-04T22:25:50Z")
Armani was known for good suits Le Petomane, for his excellent toots Napoleon had his hats ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7394 "2025-09-04T23:18:55Z")
Armani was known for good suits Le Petomane, for his excellent toots Napoleon had his hats Willard raised rats ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2025, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7395 "2025-09-05T01:04:58Z")
Armani was known for good suits Le Petomane, for his excellent toots Napoleon had his hats Willard raised rats And Fidel had his trademark cheroots! She whispered these words in my ear ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2025, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7396 "2025-09-05T01:21:48Z")
She whispered these words in my ear “Budweiser is the king of beer” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2025, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7397 "2025-09-05T01:52:20Z")
She whispered these words in my ear “Budweiser is the king of beer” Then in went her tongue ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2025, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7398 "2025-09-05T02:24:06Z")
She whispered these words in my ear “Budweiser is the king of beer” Then in went her tongue And a chilli (which stung) ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2025, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7399 "2025-09-05T03:55:34Z")
She whispered these words in my ear “Budweiser is the king of beer” Then in went her tongue And a chilli (which stung) And 'wig, which triggered my fear! Superman loves our yellow sun ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2025, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7400 "2025-09-05T15:06:01Z")
Superman loves our yellow sun The tan he gets is second to none ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7401 "2025-09-06T02:57:52Z")
Superman loves our yellow sun The tan he gets is second to none Supergirl likes hers red ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7402 "2025-09-06T04:36:56Z")
Superman loves our yellow sun The tan he gets is second to none Supergirl likes hers red “What a rebel!” I said ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7403 "2025-09-06T14:32:39Z")
Superman loves our yellow sun The tan he gets is second to none Supergirl likes hers red “What a rebel!” I said Your cousin could be more fun ——————————— I believe in the power of love ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7404 "2025-09-06T15:29:08Z")
I believe in the power of love So I sent my lover a dove ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7405 "2025-09-06T15:57:03Z")
I believe in the power of love So I sent my lover a dove She bit off its head ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7406 "2025-09-06T20:34:49Z")
I believe in the power of love So I sent my lover a dove She bit off its head So to calm her, I said ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7407 "2025-09-06T21:44:06Z")
I believe in the power of love So I sent my lover a dove She bit off its head So to calm her, I said “Hey, another bird that we’re rid of’ ————————— I don’t know what to do ‘bout my cyst ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7408 "2025-09-06T23:04:51Z")
I don’t know what to do ‘bout my cyst Should I pinch it and give it a twist? ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2025, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7409 "2025-09-07T05:05:16Z")
I don’t know what to do ‘bout my cyst Should I pinch it and give it a twist? Or lance with a pin? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=369) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=371)