# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 372
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7430 "2025-09-10T03:14:40Z")
There once was a boy named Robby With a most lascivious hobby He cuddled with squirrels And dressed them like girls ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7431 "2025-09-10T15:44:27Z")
There once was a boy named Robby With a most lascivious hobby He cuddled with squirrels And dressed them like girls You can see some right now in the lobby * * * My doctor sez I have the big “C” ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7432 "2025-09-10T16:10:34Z")
My doctor sez I have the big “C” Never thought it would happen to me ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7433 "2025-09-10T17:13:54Z")
My doctor sez I have the big “C” Never thought it would happen to me But there is one upside ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7434 "2025-09-10T21:25:55Z")
My doctor sez I have the big “C” Never thought it would happen to me But there is one upside It keeps me supplied ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7435 "2025-09-11T20:29:59Z")
My doctor sez I have the big “C” Never thought it would happen to me But there is one upside It keeps me supplied From the local pot dispensary. Never have I ever kissed a girl ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7436 "2025-09-11T21:32:08Z")
Never have I ever kissed a girl But I did have relations with a squirrel ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7437 "2025-09-11T21:36:08Z")
Never have I ever kissed a girl But I did have relations with a squirrel She liked to nibble my toe ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7438 "2025-09-11T22:31:58Z")
Never have I ever kissed a girl But I did have relations with a squirrel She liked to nibble my toe I nicknamed her Flo ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7439 "2025-09-11T23:10:41Z")
Never have I ever kissed a girl But I did have relations with a squirrel She liked to nibble my toe I nicknamed her Flo If you have the chance give one a whirl ——————————— There’s a potato growing in my ear ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7440 "2025-09-11T23:14:13Z")
There’s a potato growing in my ear And a corn cob sticking out my rear ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7441 "2025-09-11T23:18:12Z")
There’s a potato growing in my ear And a corn cob sticking out my rear I’m a walking farm ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7442 "2025-09-12T02:01:17Z")
There’s a potato growing in my ear And a corn cob sticking out my rear I’m a walking farm It’s part of my charm ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7443 "2025-09-12T02:22:59Z")
There’s a potato growing in my ear And a corn cob sticking out my rear I’m a walking farm It’s part of my charm Pull my finger, I’ll fart you a beer My wife never did like my cooking ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7444 "2025-09-12T02:32:08Z")
My wife never did like my cooking Over my shoulder she was looking ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7445 "2025-09-12T02:52:24Z")
My wife never did like my cooking Over my shoulder she was looking I used too much salt ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7446 "2025-09-12T03:04:45Z")
My wife never did like my cooking Over my shoulder she was looking I used too much salt But that’s not my fault ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7447 "2025-09-12T13:09:16Z")
My wife never did like my cooking Over my shoulder she was looking I used too much salt But that’s not my fault My hobby’s always been rug hooking * * * I keep a crow’s skull on my dashboard ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7448 "2025-09-12T14:44:39Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > There’s a potato growing in my ear > And a corn cob sticking out my rear > I’m a walking farm > It’s part of my charm > Pull my finger, I’ll fart you a beer clap clap clap clap I keep a crow’s skull on my dashboard Because that’s where I keep my cash hoard ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7449 "2025-09-12T18:50:43Z")
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