# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 373
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7450 "2025-09-12T19:26:32Z")
I keep a crow’s skull on my dashboard Because that’s where I keep my cash hoard And under the seat I pack my meat ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7451 "2025-09-13T04:15:28Z")
I keep a crow’s skull on my dashboard Because that’s where I keep my cash hoard And under the seat I pack my meat Do you want a ride in my cursed Ford? Summer is ending, it’s almost fall ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7452 "2025-09-13T04:38:43Z")
Summer is ending, it’s almost fall And of my list I’ve read nothing at all. ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7453 "2025-09-13T10:41:59Z")
Summer is ending, it’s almost fall And of my list I’ve read nothing at all That’s not quite true ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7454 "2025-09-13T23:45:32Z")
Summer is ending, it’s almost fall And of my list I’ve read nothing at all That’s not quite true The label on the shampoo ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7455 "2025-09-14T01:58:34Z")
Summer is ending, it’s almost fall And of my list I’ve read nothing at all That’s not quite true The label on the shampoo It said to rinse and repeat, I recall ————————————- My boyfriend keeps me locked in his van ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7456 "2025-09-14T02:13:37Z")
My boyfriend keeps me locked in his van I wish he wouldn’t, but he says he can ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7457 "2025-09-14T09:21:58Z")
My boyfriend keeps me locked in his van I wish he wouldn’t, but he says he can As long as there’s water ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2025, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7458 "2025-09-14T14:55:31Z")
My boyfriend keeps me locked in his van I wish he wouldn’t, but he says he can As long as there’s water and I have my pet otter ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7459 "2025-09-15T01:09:07Z")
My boyfriend keeps me locked in his van I wish he wouldn’t, but he says he can As long as there’s water and I have my pet otter I’ll be ok, but I’m not a fan. I love roast beef for Sunday dinner ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7460 "2025-09-15T02:13:49Z")
I love roast beef for Sunday dinner Then sammies on Monday’s a winner ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7461 "2025-09-15T02:42:21Z")
I love roast beef for Sunday dinner Then sammies on Monday’s a winner On Tuesdays it’s ham ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7462 "2025-09-15T03:03:04Z")
I love roast beef for Sunday dinner Then sammies on Monday’s a winner On Tuesdays it’s ham And then toast with jam ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7463 "2025-09-15T03:09:46Z")
I love roast beef for Sunday dinner Then sammies on Monday’s a winner On Tuesdays it’s ham And then toast with jam Then three days of fasting to get thinner ————————————- Don had one tooth and no hair ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7464 "2025-09-15T03:33:29Z")
Don had one tooth and no hair And he’s not endowed down there ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7465 "2025-09-15T10:50:51Z")
Don had one tooth and no hair And he’s not endowed down there His kneecaps are tiny ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7466 "2025-09-15T12:10:45Z")
Don had one tooth and no hair And he’s not endowed down there His kneecaps are tiny His voice very whiny ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7467 "2025-09-15T17:47:02Z")
Don had one tooth and no hair And he’s not endowed down there His kneecaps are tiny His voice very whiny That’s who I married, I fear. * * * I live under the sea like a squid ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7468 "2025-09-15T21:29:05Z")
I live under the sea like a squid And now I regret what I did ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2025, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7469 "2025-09-15T23:38:31Z")
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