# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 374
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7470 "2025-09-16T00:04:40Z")
I live under the sea like a squid And now I regret what I did It was kinda rude To steal that shark’s food ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7471 "2025-09-16T00:11:38Z")
I live under the sea like a squid And now I regret what I did It was kinda rude To steal that shark’s food Now it’s best I keep myself hid There once was a singer from France ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7472 "2025-09-16T01:10:31Z")
There once was a singer from France Who invented a peculiar dance ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7473 "2025-09-16T01:29:50Z")
There once was a singer from France Who invented a peculiar dance You first sit on a leek ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7474 "2025-09-16T01:40:29Z")
There once was a singer from France Who invented a peculiar dance You first sit on a leek Next you lift your left cheek ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7475 "2025-09-16T03:36:46Z")
There once was a singer from France Who invented a peculiar dance You first sit on a leek Next you lift your left cheek And then let one blow through your pants The internet’s got so much porn ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7476 "2025-09-16T04:42:40Z")
The internet’s got so much porn Where most of the pubes have been shorn ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7477 "2025-09-16T05:06:19Z")
The internet’s got so much porn Where most of the pubes have been shorn Bare hoo-has abound ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7478 "2025-09-16T12:49:39Z")
The internet’s got so much porn Where most of the pubes have been shorn Bare hoo-has abound Nary a hair on the mound ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7479 "2025-09-16T14:03:37Z")
The internet’s got so much porn Where most of the pubes have been shorn Bare hoo-has abound Nary a hair on the mound To be clear, like the day they were born —————————- My pockets have all been picked ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7480 "2025-09-16T20:03:52Z")
My pockets have all been picked And my nice watch was just nicked ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2025, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7481 "2025-09-16T21:04:12Z")
My pockets have all been picked And my nice watch was just nicked They nabbed my wedding ring ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7482 "2025-09-17T00:12:24Z")
My pockets have all been picked And my nice watch was just nicked They nabbed my wedding ring And other such bling ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7483 "2025-09-17T00:54:33Z")
My pockets have all been picked And my nice watch was just nicked They nabbed my wedding ring And other such bling My tattoos are next, I predict. A back rub, she said, would be nice ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7484 "2025-09-17T00:56:33Z")
A back rub, she said, would be nice I hoped a handshake would suffice ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7485 "2025-09-17T01:04:52Z")
A back rub, she said, would be nice I hoped a handshake would suffice Her shoulders were bared ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7486 "2025-09-17T01:05:55Z")
A back rub, she said, would be nice I hoped a handshake would suffice Her shoulders were bared But I was unprepared ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7487 "2025-09-17T02:23:28Z")
A back rub, she said, would be nice I hoped a handshake would suffice Her shoulders were bared But I was unprepared for the scale of my sacrifice My friend Cecil gets advice from a seer ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7488 "2025-09-17T02:38:44Z")
My friend Cecil gets advice from a seer But the stuff she tells him is quite queer ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7489 "2025-09-17T02:46:23Z")
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