# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 375
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7490 "2025-09-17T06:02:48Z")
My friend Cecil gets advice from a seer But the stuff she tells him is quite queer Such as to drink turpentine And sing “Sweet Adeline” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7491 "2025-09-17T10:57:18Z")
My friend Cecil gets advice from a seer But the stuff she tells him is quite queer Such as to drink turpentine And sing “Sweet Adeline” all while riding on back of a steer * * * When I grow up I want to be a star ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7492 "2025-09-17T11:41:46Z")
When I grow up I want to be a star In a band playing lead guitar ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7493 "2025-09-17T12:36:51Z")
When I grow up I want to be a star In a band playing lead guitar Or lead kazoo ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7494 "2025-09-17T13:39:52Z")
When I grow up I want to be a star In a band playing lead guitar Or lead kazoo Would be fun too ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7495 "2025-09-17T14:45:40Z")
When I grow up I want to be a star In a band playing lead guitar Or lead kazoo Would be fun too Any instrument except #$@%ing sitar * * * I’m in desperate need of a bathroom ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7496 "2025-09-17T21:42:13Z")
I’m in desperate need of a bathroom Before I endure the shameful doom ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7497 "2025-09-17T23:39:04Z")
I’m in desperate need of a bathroom Before I endure the shameful doom Of wetting my pants ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2025, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7498 "2025-09-18T00:59:19Z")
I’m in desperate need of a bathroom Before I endure the shameful doom Of wetting my pants Or crap (a good chance) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2025, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7499 "2025-09-18T01:11:45Z")
I’m in desperate need of a bathroom Before I endure the shameful doom Of wetting my pants Or crap (a good chance) If I fail, I’ll just crawl back in the womb * * * I was born in '67, the year of Sgt. Pepper ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2025, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7500 "2025-09-18T02:20:41Z")
I was born in ‘67, the year of Sgt. Pepper I was made to carry my parents’ stuff around, a schlepper ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2025, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7501 "2025-09-18T03:14:25Z")
I was born in ‘67, the year of Sgt. Pepper I was made to carry my parents’ stuff around, a schlepper During the Summer of Love ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2025, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7502 "2025-09-18T03:34:42Z")
I was born in ‘67, the year of Sgt. Pepper I was made to carry my parents’ stuff around, a schlepper During the Summer of Love I prayed to the lord above ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2025, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7503 "2025-09-18T13:35:16Z")
I was born in ‘67, the year of Sgt. Pepper I was made to carry my parents’ stuff around, a schlepper During the Summer of Love I prayed to the lord above “Don’t let the New Yardbirds turn into Led Zepper!” The music I most love? The blues. ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2025, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7504 "2025-09-18T14:52:39Z")
The music I most love? The blues Particularly when played on kazoos ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2025, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7505 "2025-09-19T19:31:01Z")
The music I most love? The blues Particularly when played on kazoos Sung by a whiny ass loser ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7506 "2025-09-20T16:06:02Z")
The music I most love? The blues Particularly when played on kazoos Sung by a whiny ass loser, And best if a boozer ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7507 "2025-09-20T16:12:48Z")
The music I most love? The blues Particularly when played on kazoos Sung by a whiny ass loser, And best if a boozer or any number of pathetic yahoos * * * I love my big, solid gold toilet ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7508 "2025-09-20T18:35:09Z")
I love my big, solid gold toilet In my fancy mansion in Joliet ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7509 "2025-09-20T18:42:12Z")
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