# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 376
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7510 "2025-09-21T00:22:41Z")
I love my big, solid gold toilet In my fancy mansion in Joliet I bought it used And was kind of amused ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7511 "2025-09-21T01:16:55Z")
I love my big, solid gold toilet In my fancy mansion in Joliet I bought it used And was kind of amused when i learned that I needed to oil it ——————————- My neighbor is a pervy peeping Tom ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7512 "2025-09-21T01:26:22Z")
My neighbor is a pervy peeping Tom What’s worse, not at me, but my Mom ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7513 "2025-09-21T03:48:28Z")
My neighbor is a pervy peeping Tom What’s worse, not at me, but my Mom Mom’s a babe, I suppose ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7514 "2025-09-21T14:25:06Z")
My neighbor is a pervy peeping Tom What’s worse, not at me, but my Mom Mom’s a babe, I suppose With jug ears and webbed toes ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7515 "2025-09-21T20:50:09Z")
My neighbor is a pervy peeping Tom What’s worse, not at me, but my Mom Mom’s a babe, I suppose With jug ears and webbed toes But round here she’s considered quite the bomb ——————— I’m being sent off to war ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7516 "2025-09-21T21:34:00Z")
I’m being sent off to war I do not know why or what for ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7517 "2025-09-22T00:51:49Z")
I’m being sent off to war I do not know why or what for Ours is not to reason why ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7518 "2025-09-22T15:12:22Z")
I’m being sent off to war I do not know why or what for Ours is not to reason why But 'tis to do or die ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7519 "2025-09-22T19:51:37Z")
I’m being sent off to war I do not know why or what for Ours is not to reason why But 'tis to do or die I hope I don’t see violence or gore ————————————— My dog Fido has worms, mites and fleas ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7520 "2025-09-22T22:23:40Z")
My dog Fido has worms, mites and fleas Which we collect and mix into cheese ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7521 "2025-09-23T02:39:14Z")
My dog Fido has worms, mites and fleas Which we collect and mix into cheese We put it on hoagies ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7522 "2025-09-23T02:56:37Z")
My dog Fido has worms, mites and fleas Which we collect and mix into cheese We put it on hoagies and fill up perogies ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7523 "2025-09-23T14:23:28Z")
My dog Fido has worms, mites and fleas Which we collect and mix into cheese We put it on hoagies and fill up perogies You think that it’s nasty? Oh, jeez! Captain Kirk, Spock, and McCoy ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7524 "2025-09-23T17:30:09Z")
Captain Kirk, Spock, and McCoy Were testing a new Starfleet sex toy ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7525 "2025-09-23T21:38:42Z")
Captain Kirk, Spock, and McCoy Were testing a new Starfleet sex toy When the plasma inverted ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7526 "2025-09-23T21:56:58Z")
Captain Kirk, Spock, and McCoy Were testing a new Starfleet sex toy When the plasma inverted They screamed, “Oh, that hurted” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7527 "2025-09-24T00:34:58Z")
Captain Kirk, Spock, and McCoy Were testing a new Starfleet sex toy When the plasma inverted They screamed, “Oh, that hurted” As they moaned in perverse joy * * * In my toilet lies a negative space wedgie ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7528 "2025-09-24T01:55:15Z")
In my toilet lies a negative space wedgie It seems to have impressed my friend Reggie ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7529 "2025-09-24T02:18:34Z")
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