# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 377
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7530 "2025-09-24T12:49:30Z")
In my toilet lies a negative space wedgie It seems to have impressed my friend Reggie Breaking physical laws It has my ass in its jaws ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7531 "2025-09-24T16:10:10Z")
In my toilet lies a negative space wedgie It seems to have impressed my friend Reggie Breaking physical laws It has my ass in its jaws and at best will leave me feeling quite edgy * * * I swear I just saw Santa in WalMart ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7532 "2025-09-26T01:09:20Z")
I swear I just saw Santa in WalMart He was naked - which gave me a start ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7533 "2025-09-26T01:51:12Z")
I swear I just saw Santa in WalMart He was naked - which gave me a start But not very jolly ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7534 "2025-09-26T11:34:51Z")
I swear I just saw Santa in WalMart He was naked - which gave me a start But not very jolly As he ate a tamale ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7535 "2025-09-26T14:45:37Z")
I swear I just saw Santa in WalMart He was naked - which gave me a start But not very jolly As he ate a tamale then lifted his right cheek to fart * * * The girl next door has a nasty temper ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7536 "2025-09-26T15:52:19Z")
The girl next door has a nasty temper She may have a case of distemper ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7537 "2025-09-26T16:10:54Z")
The girl next door has a nasty temper She may have a case of distemper A rat bit her nose ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7538 "2025-09-27T04:43:29Z")
The girl next door has a nasty temper She may have a case of distemper A rat bit her nose And tickled her toes! ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7539 "2025-09-27T05:22:53Z")
The girl next door has a nasty temper She may have a case of distemper A rat bit her nose And tickled her toes! Her portrait now hangs in the [Kemper](https://www.kemperart.org/)! I want to make one trip to Paris ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7540 "2025-09-27T06:30:17Z")
I want to make one trip to Paris Maybe I’ll bring my good friend @Ferris ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7541 "2025-09-27T06:46:31Z")
I want to make one trip to Paris Maybe I’ll bring my good friend @Ferris We’ll stay for six weeks ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7542 "2025-09-27T11:00:06Z")
I want to make one trip to Paris Maybe I’ll bring my good friend @Ferris We’ll stay for six weeks maybe meet a few sheiks ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7543 "2025-09-27T12:56:42Z")
I want to make one trip to Paris Maybe I’ll bring my good friend @Ferris We’ll stay for six weeks Maybe meet a few sheiks And marry a spoiled brat heiress * * * I once climbed the mighty Matterhorn ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7544 "2025-09-27T15:44:41Z")
I once climbed the mighty Matterhorn My littering attracted much scorn ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7545 "2025-09-27T23:17:29Z")
I once climbed the mighty Matterhorn My littering attracted much scorn But recycling’s a drag ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7546 "2025-09-27T23:39:29Z")
I once climbed the mighty Matterhorn My littering attracted much scorn But recycling’s a drag As is carrying your own bag ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7547 "2025-09-28T01:51:58Z")
I once climbed the mighty Matterhorn My littering attracted much scorn But recycling’s a drag As is carrying your own bag and my pack’s all full up with my porn Four days ‘til the govment’s shut down ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7548 "2025-09-28T02:04:07Z")
Four days ‘til the govment’s shut down And my congressman’s wearing a frown ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7549 "2025-09-28T02:06:36Z")
Four days ‘til the govment’s shut down And my congressman’s wearing a frown No more pork for the proles [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=376) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=378)