# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 378
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7550 "2025-09-28T18:33:43Z")
Four days ‘til the govment’s shut down And my congressman’s wearing a frown No more pork for the proles Wutta bunch of a-holes ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7551 "2025-09-28T20:18:00Z")
Four days ‘til the govment’s shut down And my congressman’s wearing a frown No more pork for the proles Wutta bunch of a-holes Led by a short-fingered clown An incompetent lawyer called Roy ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7552 "2025-09-28T20:58:01Z")
An incompetent lawyer called Roy Represented a rather strange boy ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7553 "2025-09-28T22:10:56Z")
An incompetent lawyer called Roy Represented a rather strange boy He never got spanked ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7554 "2025-10-01T05:20:13Z")
An incompetent lawyer called Roy Represented a rather strange boy He never got spanked 'Cause his dear daddy banked ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7555 "2025-10-01T14:20:20Z")
An incompetent lawyer called Roy Represented a rather strange boy He never got spanked 'Cause his dear daddy banked On an under-the-table ploy * * * I’ve been working on the chain gang ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2025, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7556 "2025-10-01T18:38:34Z")
I’ve been working on the chain gang I chose this cuz I’d rather not hang ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2025, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7557 "2025-10-03T10:36:35Z")
I’ve been working on the chain gang I chose this cuz I’d rather not hang With my parents-in-law ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2025, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7558 "2025-10-03T13:14:54Z")
I’ve been working on the chain gang I chose this cuz I’d rather not hang With my parents-in-law They’re both so bourgeois ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2025, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7559 "2025-10-03T14:50:44Z")
I’ve been working on the chain gang I chose this cuz I’d rather not hang With my parents-in-law They’re both so bourgeois They’d not even post bail for me. Dang! Word is, we’ve got a new mini-moon! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2025, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7560 "2025-10-03T20:07:10Z")
Word is, we’ve got a new mini-moon! just big enough to fill a teaspoon ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2025, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7561 "2025-10-03T20:28:09Z")
Word is, we’ve got a new mini-moon! Just big enough to fill a teaspoon It buzzes around my head ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2025, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7562 "2025-10-03T20:40:23Z")
Word is, we’ve got a new mini-moon! Just big enough to fill a teaspoon It buzzes around my head Not made of cheese but lead ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7563 "2025-10-04T01:23:09Z")
Word is, we’ve got a new mini-moon! Just big enough to fill a teaspoon It buzzes around my head Not made of cheese but lead I was careless and lost it too soon ———————————— My girlfriend friend is so constipated ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7564 "2025-10-04T02:34:51Z")
My girlfriend friend is so constipated Despite being rather dilated ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7565 "2025-10-04T15:23:54Z")
My girlfriend friend is so constipated Despite being rather dilated Is she also expecting? ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7566 "2025-10-04T17:07:06Z")
My girlfriend friend is so constipated Despite being rather dilated Is she also expecting? Or unsuccessfully ejecting ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7567 "2025-10-05T15:39:56Z")
My girlfriend friend is so constipated Despite being rather dilated Is she also expecting? Or unsuccessfully ejecting Our dinner feast, quite unexpected? The news from abroad? Quite alarming! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2025, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7568 "2025-10-06T01:28:35Z")
The news from abroad? Quite alarming! A shocking tryst involved Prince Charming ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2025, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7569 "2025-10-06T01:49:28Z")
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