# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 379
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2025, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7570 "2025-10-06T13:38:50Z")
The news from abroad? Quite alarming! A shocking tryst involved Prince Charming A damsel was distressed When he opened up his vest ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2025, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7571 "2025-10-06T17:02:09Z")
## The news from abroad? Quite alarming! A shocking tryst involved Prince Charming A damsel was distressed When he opened up his vest revealing his abundant self-harming When I’m sad I eat macaroni and cheese ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2025, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7572 "2025-10-07T05:19:31Z")
When I’m sad I eat macaroni and cheese As it acts to repel all my fleas ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2025, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7573 "2025-10-07T16:15:19Z")
When I’m sad I eat macaroni and cheese As it acts to repel all my fleas That cheers me up ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2025, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7574 "2025-10-07T22:06:00Z")
When I’m sad I eat macaroni and cheese As it acts to repel all my fleas That cheers me up But attracts my pup ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7575 "2025-10-08T12:58:06Z")
When I’m sad I eat macaroni and cheese As it acts to repel all my fleas That cheers me up But attracts my pup and once more the fleas bite my knees * * * There once was a man with loose bowels ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7576 "2025-10-08T12:59:40Z")
There once was a man with loose bowels Who ran around town wrapped in towels ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7577 "2025-10-08T15:12:03Z")
There once was a man with loose bowels Who ran around town wrapped in towels He carried a bucket ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7578 "2025-10-08T18:34:39Z")
There once was a man with loose bowels Who ran around town wrapped in towels He carried a bucket His sphincter said “Fuck it!” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7579 "2025-10-08T19:44:19Z")
There once was a man with loose bowels Who ran around town wrapped in towels He carried a bucket His sphincter said “Fuck it!” which led to some cringes and scowls —————————————- I kissed a toad that I hoped was a prince ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7580 "2025-10-08T19:57:46Z")
I kissed a toad that I hoped was a prince Now my lips could use a good rinse ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7581 "2025-10-08T20:08:58Z")
I kissed a toad that I hoped was a prince Now my lips could use a good rinse The warts bubble and blister ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7582 "2025-10-08T20:59:10Z")
I kissed a toad that I hoped was a prince Now my lips could use a good rinse The warts bubble and blister The toad’s married my sister ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7583 "2025-10-08T21:19:33Z")
I kissed a toad that I hoped was a prince Now my lips could use a good rinse The warts bubble and blister The toad’s married my sister And I haven’t kissed anything since * * * I road my old hog to Topeka ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7584 "2025-10-08T22:51:30Z")
I road my old hog to Topeka In search of some pristine paprika ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2025, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7585 "2025-10-08T22:56:20Z")
I road my old hog to Topeka In search of some pristine paprika For something Hungarian ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7586 "2025-10-09T03:51:10Z")
I road my old hog to Topeka In search of some pristine paprika For something Hungarian I promised to marry and ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7587 "2025-10-09T07:28:42Z")
I road my old hog to Topeka In search of some pristine paprika For something Hungarian I promised to marry and Serve up goulash in a beaker My flight to Topeka’s delayed ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7588 "2025-10-09T12:43:55Z")
> [@Ferris](#): > > Hungarian > marry and That “d” kind of ruined your college try there… * * * My flight to Topeka’s delayed Seems my pet stoat was mislaid ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7589 "2025-10-09T16:33:35Z")
My flight to Topeka’s delayed Seems my pet stoat was mislaid Should I try Wichita? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=378) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=380)