# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/742 "2015-03-19T00:08:39Z")
Ahem… I just missed my chance at great fame ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/743 "2015-03-19T00:17:03Z")
I just missed my chance at great fame Twas the critcal point in the game ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/744 "2015-03-19T00:30:11Z")
I just missed my chance at great fame Twas the critical point in the game The Jumbotron spied me ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/745 "2015-03-19T00:33:03Z")
I just missed my chance at great fame Twas the critical point in the game The Jumbotron spied me I saw, and said "Blimey! ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/746 "2015-03-19T02:08:09Z")
I just missed my chance at great fame Twas the critical point in the game The Jumbotron spied me I saw, and said “Blimey! I’ve streaked but they’ve left out my name!” I once built a robot made of metal ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/747 "2015-03-19T02:42:15Z")
I once built a robot made of metal As a gift to a barmaid known as Gretel ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/748 "2015-03-19T04:04:54Z")
I once built a robot made of metal As a gift to a barmaid known as Gretel Then her brother named Hansel ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/749 "2015-03-19T04:13:24Z")
I once built a robot made of metal As a gift to a barmaid known as Gretel Then her brother named Hansel Put lead in its pencil ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/750 "2015-03-19T10:41:35Z")
I once built a robot made of metal As a gift to a barmaid known as Gretel Then her brother named Hansel Put lead in its pencil It sued them (but I think they’ll settle) I’m lost, with no GPS ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/751 "2015-03-19T12:47:23Z")
I’m lost, with no GPS And reading a map gives me stress, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/752 "2015-03-19T14:59:38Z")
I’m lost, with no GPS And reading a map gives me stress, If I make a wrong turn ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/753 "2015-03-19T18:52:26Z")
I’m lost, with no GPS And reading a map gives me stress, If I make a wrong turn And land in a cistern ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/754 "2015-03-19T20:04:19Z")
I’m lost, with no GPS And reading a map gives me stress, If I make a wrong turn And land in a cistern I’ll be sank in a tank, I guess. I wish I were brave like old Bill O, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/755 "2015-03-19T20:14:34Z")
I wish I were brave like old Bill O Who survived being flogged with a pillow ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/756 "2015-03-19T20:42:19Z")
I wish I were brave like old Bill O Who survived being flogged with a pillow But I’m not so tough ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/757 "2015-03-19T20:50:50Z")
I wish I were brave like old Bill O Who survived being flogged with a pillow But I’m not so tough In fact, I’m just fluff ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/758 "2015-03-19T20:57:10Z")
I wish I were brave like old Bill O Who survived being flogged with a pillow But I’m not so tough In fact, I’m just fluff And one poke makes me weep like a willow. A hoser who lived in Vancouver ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/759 "2015-03-19T21:02:52Z")
A hoser who lived in Vancouver Ate poutine like a turbo-charged Hoover ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/760 "2015-03-19T21:04:57Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/761 "2015-03-19T21:09:04Z")
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