# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 380
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2025, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7590 "2025-10-09T20:19:06Z")
My flight to Topeka’s delayed Seems my pet stoat was mislaid Should I try Wichita? I’m not wearing a bra ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2025, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7591 "2025-10-11T02:56:01Z")
My flight to Topeka’s delayed Seems my pet stoat was mislaid Should I try Wichita? I’m not wearing a bra Which has to leave Kansans dismayed I tan by the light of the Moon ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2025, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7592 "2025-10-11T03:40:24Z")
I tan by the light of the Moon People think that I’m some kind of loon ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2025, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7593 "2025-10-11T10:50:35Z")
I tan by the light of the Moon People think that I’m some kind of loon 'cuz it’s turning me green ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7594 "2025-10-11T13:21:46Z")
I tan by the light of the Moon People think that I’m some kind of loon 'Cuz it’s turning me green And making me mean ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2025, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7595 "2025-10-11T23:19:23Z")
I tan by the light of the Moon People think that I’m some kind of loon 'Cuz it’s turning me green And making me mean I’m dying to kick a raccoon ———————————- My wife is a mermaid with a twist ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7596 "2025-10-12T00:56:57Z")
My wife is a mermaid with a twist She has such a supple wrist ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7597 "2025-10-12T01:16:13Z")
My wife is a mermaid with a twist She has such a supple wrist Pickle ball’s her game ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7598 "2025-10-12T05:35:31Z")
My wife is a mermaid with a twist She has such a supple wrist Pickle ball’s her game (She is no tennis dame!) ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7599 "2025-10-12T22:39:08Z")
My wife is a mermaid with a twist She has such a supple wrist Pickle ball’s her game (She is no tennis dame!) To play the court must be in the mist * * * Everyone is beautiful, so the song sez ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7600 "2025-10-12T22:47:56Z")
Everyone is beautiful, so the song sez Except those Shriners sporting a quaint fez ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2025, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7601 "2025-10-12T23:47:04Z")
Everyone is beautiful, so the song sez Except those Shriners sporting a quaint fez with their annoying cars ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7602 "2025-10-13T00:56:33Z")
Everyone is beautiful, so the song sez Except those Shriners sporting a quaint fez with their annoying cars They’re no movie stars ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7603 "2025-10-13T02:02:58Z")
Everyone is beautiful, so the song sez Except those Shriners sporting a quaint fez with their annoying cars They’re no movie stars And it only gets worse in high res —————————————- My cell phone fell into the soup ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7604 "2025-10-13T02:14:57Z")
My cell phone fell into the soup Forcing me to reach into the goop ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7605 "2025-10-13T17:09:05Z")
My cell phone fell into the soup Forcing me to reach into the goop Should I pack it in rice? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7606 "2025-10-13T18:49:07Z")
My cell phone fell into the soup Forcing me to reach into the goop Should I pack it in rice? Have it eaten by mice? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7607 "2025-10-13T21:01:12Z")
My cell phone fell into the soup Forcing me to reach into the goop Should I pack it in rice? Have it eaten by mice? I’m such a clumsy nincompoop! Two tigers were talking of prey ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2025, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7608 "2025-10-13T22:33:21Z")
Two tigers were talking of prey A poor pathetic example of a stray ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7609 "2025-10-14T02:15:48Z")
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