# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 381
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7610 "2025-10-14T03:04:30Z")
Two tigers were talking of prey A poor pathetic example of a stray Hungry, they were But don’t let me demur ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7611 "2025-10-14T16:50:52Z")
Two tigers were talking of prey A poor pathetic example of a stray Hungry, they were But don’t let me demur They enjoyed a cute puppy buffet * * * I’ve gained five and a half stone ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7612 "2025-10-14T17:30:38Z")
I’ve gained five and a half stone The scale is starting to groan ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7613 "2025-10-14T22:13:43Z")
I’ve gained five and a half stone. The scale is starting to groan. Though I claim “water weight” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2025, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7614 "2025-10-14T23:03:30Z")
I’ve gained five and a half stone. The scale is starting to groan. Though I claim “water weight” And a genetic trait ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7615 "2025-10-15T14:02:10Z")
I’ve gained five and a half stone. The scale is starting to groan. Though I claim “water weight” And a genetic trait I crave milkshake and burger and scone! My love for cheap beer shows no ending ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7616 "2025-10-15T15:21:12Z")
My love for cheap beer shows no ending It’s deep and requires no defending ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7617 "2025-10-15T16:46:18Z")
My love for cheap beer shows no ending It’s deep and requires no defending Be it Busch, Pabst, or Bud ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2025, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7618 "2025-10-15T17:38:38Z")
My love for cheap beer shows no ending It’s deep and requires no defending Be it Busch, Pabst, or Bud my veins aren’t for blood ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7619 "2025-10-16T00:59:32Z")
My love for cheap beer shows no ending It’s deep and requires no defending Be it Busch, Pabst, or Bud my veins aren’t for blood My “Drink Yourself Well!”’s (patent pending) Bill carried a very big stick ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7620 "2025-10-16T01:26:21Z")
Bill carried a very big stick Carved like a circumsized prick ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7621 "2025-10-16T02:02:58Z")
Bill carried a very big stick Carved like a circumsized prick Unlike his own ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7622 "2025-10-16T14:14:48Z")
Bill carried a very big stick Carved like a circumsized prick Unlike his own Which was a small bone ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7623 "2025-10-16T15:06:42Z")
Bill carried a very big stick Carved like a circumsized prick Unlike his own Which was a small bone For his bodily candle, a wick! What makes me go weak at the knees? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7624 "2025-10-16T16:44:49Z")
What makes me go weak at the knees? The delectable smell of limburger cheese! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7625 "2025-10-16T17:30:50Z")
What makes me go weak at the knees? The delectable smell of limburger cheese! And a whiff of old beef ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7626 "2025-10-16T20:49:44Z")
What makes me go weak at the knees? The delectable smell of limburger cheese! And a whiff of old beef An old witch’s queef ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7627 "2025-10-16T21:53:10Z")
What makes me go weak at the knees? The delectable smell of limburger cheese! And a whiff of old beef An old witch’s queef And the aroma which is irresistible to fleas * * * I dunno what I’ll be for Hallo’ween ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2025, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7628 "2025-10-16T22:02:26Z")
I dunno what I’ll be for Hallo’ween It’ll prob’ly have fangs and prob’ly be green ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7629 "2025-10-17T13:12:25Z")
I dunno what I’ll be for Hallo’ween It’ll prob’ly have fangs and prob’ly be green With large flipper arms [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=380) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=382)