# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 382
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7630 "2025-10-17T16:16:59Z")
I dunno what I’ll be for Hallo’ween It’ll prob’ly have fangs and prob’ly be green With large flipper arms (Not to raise big alarms) ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7631 "2025-10-17T16:28:12Z")
I dunno what I’ll be for Hallo’ween It’ll prob’ly have fangs and prob’ly be green With large flipper arms (Not to raise big alarms) Ah, who cares? I’m not gonna be seen * * * A snake bit me on my right cheek ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7632 "2025-10-17T19:26:50Z")
A snake bit me on my right cheek I soon mutated into a giant freak ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7633 "2025-10-17T20:57:21Z")
A snake bit me on my right cheek I soon mutated into a giant freak As big as a whale ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7634 "2025-10-17T21:54:19Z")
A snake bit me on my right cheek I soon mutated into a giant freak As big as a whale And slow as a snail ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7635 "2025-10-17T21:58:21Z")
A snake bit me on my right cheek I soon mutated into a giant freak As big as a whale And slow as a snail I made old ladies and young girls shriek * * * I went to the most curious haunted house ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2025, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7636 "2025-10-17T22:37:46Z")
I went to the most curious haunted house And was chased by a five-tailed mouse ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2025, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7637 "2025-10-18T20:18:00Z")
I went to the most curious haunted house And was chased by a five-tailed mouse It was rabid, I’ll bet ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2025, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7638 "2025-10-19T10:50:35Z")
I went to the most curious haunted house And was chased by a five-tailed mouse It was rabid, I’ll bet I thought after I’d pet ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7639 "2025-10-19T15:33:54Z")
I went to the most curious haunted house And was chased by a five-tailed mouse It was rabid, I’ll bet I thought after I’d pet And now I am biting my spouse. * * * I just woke up from a fifty year coma ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2025, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7640 "2025-10-19T15:51:01Z")
I just woke up from a fifty year coma And the air has this strange aroma ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2025, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7641 "2025-10-19T22:48:12Z")
I just woke up from a fifty year coma And the air has this strange aroma Smells like old moldy cheese ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7642 "2025-10-20T19:49:14Z")
I just woke up from a fifty year coma And the air has this strange aroma Smells like old moldy cheese and it’s making me wheeze ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2025, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7643 "2025-10-20T20:53:49Z")
I just woke up from a fifty year coma And the air has this strange aroma Smells like old moldy cheese And it’s making me wheeze I’ll just overdose on more soma * * * This thread is far too scatological ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7644 "2025-10-21T02:29:48Z")
This thread is far too scatological With posters almost pathological ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2025, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7645 "2025-10-23T14:35:22Z")
This thread is far too scatological With posters almost pathological Let’s give it a day ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2025, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7646 "2025-10-23T15:26:38Z")
This thread is far too scatological With posters almost pathological Let’s give it a day For a respite we shall pray ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7647 "2025-10-24T01:47:01Z")
This thread is far too scatological With posters almost pathological Let’s give it a day For a respite we shall pray and consult all the signs astrological ——————————————- There’s a jelly bean stuck up my nose ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7648 "2025-10-24T02:53:36Z")
There’s a jelly bean stuck up my nose I should dig it out, I suppose… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7649 "2025-10-24T03:16:04Z")
There’s a jelly bean stuck up my nose I should dig it out, I suppose… It smells like my feet [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=381) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=383)