# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 383
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7650 "2025-10-24T10:27:40Z")
There’s a jelly bean stuck up my nose I should dig it out, I suppose… It smells like my feet but also kinda sweet ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7651 "2025-10-24T15:42:06Z")
There’s a jelly bean stuck up my nose I should dig it out, I suppose… It smells like my feet But also kinda sweet But I’ll just use a vacuum hose * * * Me and you and a bear named Pooh ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7652 "2025-10-24T16:19:31Z")
Me and you and a bear named Pooh doing things we just shouldn’t do ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7653 "2025-10-24T23:34:28Z")
Me and you and a bear named Pooh doing things we just shouldn’t do The bear has no pants ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2025, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7654 "2025-10-24T23:42:27Z")
Me and you and a bear named Pooh Doing things we just shouldn’t do The bear has no pants And emits strange chants ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7655 "2025-10-25T01:50:07Z")
Me and you and a bear named Pooh Doing things we just shouldn’t do The bear has no pants And emits strange chants from an anally-inserted kazoo ——————————————- There once was a demon named Dirk ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7656 "2025-10-25T06:11:55Z")
There once was a demon named Dirk Who in Spain went fully berserk ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7657 "2025-10-25T13:35:05Z")
There once was a demon named Dirk Who in Spain went fully berserk He ate a hot pepper ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7658 "2025-10-25T14:52:28Z")
> [@2\_More\_Bits](#): > > Me and you and a bear named Pooh > Doing things we just shouldn’t do > The bear has no pants > And emits strange chants > from an anally-inserted kazoo I love this one. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7659 "2025-10-25T15:33:27Z")
There once was a demon named Dirk Who in Spain went fully berserk He ate a hot pepper, Slow-danced with a leper, ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7660 "2025-10-25T15:54:21Z")
There once was a demon named Dirk Who in Spain went fully berserk He ate a hot pepper, Slow-danced with a leper, then dumped her and started to twerk * * * There’s a fly swimming 'round in my soup ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7661 "2025-10-25T16:54:45Z")
There’s a fly swimming 'round in my soup; Said the waiter, “That’s his hundredth loop!” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7662 "2025-10-25T17:34:31Z")
There’s a fly swimming 'round in my soup; Said the waiter, “That’s his hundredth loop!” He rests on a noodle ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7663 "2025-10-25T19:30:20Z")
There’s a fly swimming 'round in my soup; Said the waiter, “That’s his hundredth loop!” He rests on a noodle Now he’s on my strudel ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7664 "2025-10-25T19:45:17Z")
There’s a fly swimming 'round in my soup; Said the waiter, “That’s his hundredth loop!” He rests on a noodle Now he’s on my strudel I hope he doesn’t take a poop While driving my truck in the snow ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7665 "2025-10-25T21:51:40Z")
While driving my truck in the snow I forgot where I was meaning to go ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7666 "2025-10-25T23:08:30Z")
While driving my truck in the snow I forgot where I was meaning to go To Paradise or Hell? ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2025, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7667 "2025-10-25T23:31:14Z")
While driving my truck in the snow I forgot where I was meaning to go To Paradise or Hell? So I stopped at a Shell ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7668 "2025-10-26T03:54:28Z")
While driving my truck in the snow I forgot where I was meaning to go To Paradise or Hell? So I stopped at a Shell Either way, I need hookers & blow There once was masseuse from Whittier ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7669 "2025-10-26T14:48:35Z")
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