# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 384
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2025, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7670 "2025-10-26T15:11:00Z")
There once was masseuse from Whittier Her deep-tissue technique can’t be shittier It tickles and hurts ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7671 "2025-10-27T20:04:12Z")
There once was masseuse from Whittier Her deep-tissue technique can’t be shittier It tickles and hurts And sneakily subverts ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7672 "2025-10-27T21:20:41Z")
There once was masseuse from Whittier Her deep-tissue technique can’t be shittier It tickles and hurts And sneakily subverts any chance that I’d be able to pity her * * * I caught a bus to St. Paul, Minnesota ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2025, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7673 "2025-10-27T21:22:05Z")
I caught a bus to St. Paul, Minnesota To make my Amway sales quota ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2025, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7674 "2025-10-28T01:34:51Z")
I caught a bus to St. Paul, Minnesota To make my Amway sales quota I packed my valise ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2025, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7675 "2025-10-28T23:25:14Z")
I caught a bus to St. Paul, Minnesota To make my Amway sales quota I packed my valise With large tubs of grease ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7676 "2025-10-29T13:59:11Z")
I caught a bus to St. Paul, Minnesota To make my Amway sales quota I packed my valise With large tubs of grease It soon became a thriving biota * * * I am ready for the trick or treaters ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7677 "2025-10-29T14:21:46Z")
I am ready for the trick or treaters This year, I won’t tolerate cheaters ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7678 "2025-10-29T18:23:17Z")
I am ready for the trick or treaters This year, I won’t tolerate cheaters Just one candy each ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7679 "2025-10-29T19:02:35Z")
I am ready for the trick or treaters This year, I won’t tolerate cheaters Just one candy each and a kiss on the cheek ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7680 "2025-10-29T20:05:50Z")
I am ready for the trick or treaters This year, I won’t tolerate cheaters Just one candy each and a kiss on the cheek To be tracked by my team of spreadsheeters. My Halloween costume’s quite ‘rad’ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7681 "2025-10-29T23:34:19Z")
My Halloween costume’s quite ‘rad’: Dressed to the nines as a swinging ‘Chad’ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2025, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7682 "2025-10-29T23:49:01Z")
My Halloween costume’s quite ‘rad’: Dressed to the nines as a swinging ‘Chad My codpiece is chunky ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2025, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7683 "2025-10-30T01:53:38Z")
My Halloween costume’s quite ‘rad’: Dressed to the nines as a swinging ‘Chad My codpiece is chunky The whole thing smells skunky ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2025, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7684 "2025-10-30T14:28:12Z")
My Halloween costume’s quite ‘rad’: Dressed to the nines as a swinging ‘Chad My codpiece is chunky The whole thing smells skunky Frankly, I think that I’ve been had * * * Igor the Assistant is searching for a brain ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7685 "2025-10-31T10:21:15Z")
Igor the Assistant is searching for a brain The one in his head has a perpetual migraine ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7686 "2025-10-31T21:01:24Z")
Igor the Assistant is searching for a brain The one in his head has a perpetual migraine He grabs one too fast ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7687 "2025-10-31T21:43:48Z")
Igor the Assistant is searching for a brain The one in his head has a perpetual migraine He grabs one too fast On the pavement it’s dashed ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7688 "2025-10-31T21:49:51Z")
Igor the Assistant is searching for a brain The one in his head has a perpetual migraine He grabs one too fast On the pavement it’s dashed Hence the runner-up neuronic skein. The old monster films Universal ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2025, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7689 "2025-10-31T22:51:32Z")
The old monster films Universal Were always doomed upon rehearsal [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=383) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=385)