# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 385
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2025, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7690 "2025-11-01T16:34:32Z")
The old monster films Universal Were always doomed upon rehearsal But I prefer Hammer ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2025, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7691 "2025-11-01T17:30:22Z")
The old monster films Universal Were always doomed upon rehearsal But I prefer Hammer My wife does not (damn her) ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7692 "2025-11-01T18:12:45Z")
The old monster films Universal Were always doomed upon rehearsal But I prefer Hammer Despite all the hmm-- er– ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2025, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7693 "2025-11-02T23:42:46Z")
(Continuing from @2_More_Bits): The old monster films Universal Were always doomed upon rehearsal But I prefer Hammer My wife does not (damn her) She claims they’re all ‘over-commercial’. I once met a vampire called Fred ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2025, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7694 "2025-11-02T23:59:03Z")
I once met a vampire called Fred Who to a mummy was once wed ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2025, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7695 "2025-11-03T00:16:34Z")
I once met a vampire called Fred Who to a mummy was once wed It only lasted a week ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2025, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7696 "2025-11-03T00:35:08Z")
I once met a vampire called Fred Who to a mummy was once wed It only lasted a week Made his coffin squeak ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2025, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7697 "2025-11-03T01:51:08Z")
I once met a vampire called Fred Who to a mummy was once wed It only lasted a week Made his coffin squeak I am glad all involved are now dead! Veterans’ Day, next week, will be upon us ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2025, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7698 "2025-11-03T03:43:02Z")
Veterans’ Day, next week, will be upon us Lads in alphas all look like Adonis ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2025, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7699 "2025-11-03T15:23:05Z")
Veterans’ Day, next week, will be upon us Lads in alphas all look like Adonis Marching to the cadence ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2025, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7700 "2025-11-03T17:16:41Z")
Veterans’ Day, next week, will be upon us Lads in alphas all look like Adonis Marching to the cadence In solemn remembrance ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7701 "2025-11-04T22:00:30Z")
Veterans’ Day, next week, will be upon us Lads in alphas all look like Adonis Marching to the cadence In solemn remembrance Unless they’re trying to con us * * * Gramps just turned one hundred and three ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7702 "2025-11-04T22:19:29Z")
Gramps just turned one hundred and three His head is a place where the wind blows free ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7703 "2025-11-04T22:22:08Z")
Gramps just turned one hundred and three His head is a place where the wind blows free But he’s strong as an ox ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7704 "2025-11-04T23:28:50Z")
Gramps just turned one hundred and three His head is a place where the wind blows free But he’s strong as an ox Still works down the docks ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7705 "2025-11-06T03:08:12Z")
Gramps just turned one hundred and three His head is a place where the wind blows free But he’s strong as an ox Still works down the docks and for lunch sips a bowl of green tea ————————————— My gal shaves her legs with hatchet ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7706 "2025-11-06T03:12:39Z")
My gal shaves her legs with hatchet If she were a cold, I would catch it! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7707 "2025-11-06T03:25:41Z")
My gal shaves her legs with hatchet If she were a cold, I would catch it! I’d drive a million miles ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7708 "2025-11-06T15:13:16Z")
My gal shaves her legs with hatchet If she were a cold, I would catch it! I’d drive a million miles Shop each mega-store’s aisles ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7709 "2025-11-06T19:15:49Z")
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