# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 386
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7710 "2025-11-06T19:23:52Z")
While going spelunking in Utah I achieved the most humbling faux pas ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7711 "2025-11-06T19:27:34Z")
While going spelunking in Utah I achieved the most humbling faux pas My jeans split at the crotch ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7712 "2025-11-07T00:59:46Z")
While going spelunking in Utah I achieved the most humbling faux pas My jeans split at the crotch As I played hopscotch ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7713 "2025-11-07T02:56:10Z")
While going spelunking in Utah I achieved the most humbling faux pas My jeans split at the crotch As I played hopscotch They tore more while Greek dancing (Opa!) —————————- My calendar has pictures of kitties ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7714 "2025-11-07T03:20:52Z")
My calendar has pictures of kitties Them cute little fat, lazy bitties ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7715 "2025-11-07T03:24:05Z")
My calendar has pictures of kitties Them cute little fat, lazy bitties I really do hate them ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7716 "2025-11-07T03:52:33Z")
My calendar has pictures of kitties Them cute little fat, lazy bitties I really do hate them And with toys, I do bait them ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7717 "2025-11-07T18:42:59Z")
My calendar has pictures of kitties Them cute little fat, lazy bitties I really do hate them And with toys, I do bait them after composing clever cat ditties * * * Noah built an ark out of pine wood ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7718 "2025-11-07T19:46:19Z")
Noah built an ark out of pine wood Doing all that God said he should ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2025, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7719 "2025-11-07T21:12:16Z")
Noah built an ark out of pine wood Doing all that God said he should Except he forgot one thing: ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7720 "2025-11-08T05:28:10Z")
Noah built an ark out of pine wood Doing all that God said he should Except he forgot one thing: That scorpions sting ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7721 "2025-11-08T09:02:40Z")
Noah built an ark out of pine wood Doing all that God said he should Except he forgot one thing: That scorpions sting Maybe two times as bad as a bee could! I wonder: Where’s Slug Signorino? ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7722 "2025-11-08T11:41:06Z")
I wonder: Where’s Slug Signorino? Did he really win millions playing keno? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7723 "2025-11-08T14:40:20Z")
I wonder: Where’s Slug Signorino? Did he really win millions playing keno? Or blow a few grand ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7724 "2025-11-08T15:34:55Z")
I wonder: Where’s Slug Signorino? Did he really win millions playing keno? Or blow a few grand getting coiffed and spray tanned ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2025, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7725 "2025-11-09T01:23:13Z")
I wonder: Where’s Slug Signorino? Did he really win millions playing keno? Or blow a few grand getting coiffed and spray tanned For a gig at a Vegas casino? She thought it was love at first sight ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2025, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7726 "2025-11-09T02:00:07Z")
She thought it was love at first sight But instead it was hate at first fright ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2025, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7727 "2025-11-09T03:13:37Z")
She thought it was love at first sight But instead it was hate at first fright So she hopped on a bus ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2025, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7728 "2025-11-09T10:40:05Z")
She thought it was love at first sight But instead it was hate at first fright So she hopped on a bus Which is where she met Gus ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2025, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7729 "2025-11-09T11:23:50Z")
She thought it was love at first sight But instead it was hate at first fright So she hopped on a bus Which is where she met Gus She thought it was love at first sight * * * For breakfast I have pancakes and beer [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=385) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=387)