# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 387
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2025, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7730 "2025-11-09T11:55:38Z")
For breakfast I have pancakes and beer; Picks me up, then I go hunting musk deer. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2025, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7731 "2025-11-09T16:58:31Z")
For breakfast I have pancakes and beer; Picks me up, then I go hunting musk deer. I then found Bambirella ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7732 "2025-11-10T21:59:23Z")
For breakfast I have pancakes and beer; Picks me up, then I go hunting musk deer. I then found Bambirella Got the strong urge to tell her ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7733 "2025-11-11T00:25:14Z")
For breakfast I have pancakes and beer; Picks me up, then I go hunting musk deer. I then found Bambirella Got the strong urge to tell her “You look like my mother, I swear” ——————————————— Down in Florida they grow oranges and limes ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7734 "2025-11-11T00:49:16Z")
Down in Florida they grow oranges and limes Which the gangs use in their crimes ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7735 "2025-11-11T18:00:26Z")
Down in Florida they grow oranges and limes Which the gangs use in their crimes They squirt juice in your eyes ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7736 "2025-11-12T02:28:05Z")
Down in Florida they grow oranges and limes Which the gangs use in their crimes They squirt juice in your eyes But the real surprise ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7737 "2025-11-12T03:27:28Z")
Down in Florida they grow oranges and limes Which the gangs use in their crimes They squirt juice in your eyes But the real surprise Is that they’ll steal your enzymes * * * As I was walking to St. Ives ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7738 "2025-11-12T03:30:36Z")
As I was walking to St. Ives My face broke out in hives ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7739 "2025-11-12T04:49:07Z")
As I was walking to St. Ives My face broke out in hives A steroid injection ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7740 "2025-11-12T10:39:37Z")
I was walking to St. Ives My face broke out in hives A steroid injection A poor choice on reflection ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7741 "2025-11-12T13:14:23Z")
I was walking to St. Ives My face broke out in hives A steroid injection A poor choice on reflection And worst, I miscounted my wives! Police dramas, they bring me such joy ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7742 "2025-11-12T15:21:25Z")
Police dramas, they bring me such joy To see the cops use a clever ploy ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2025, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7743 "2025-11-12T19:25:06Z")
Police dramas, they bring me such joy To see the cops use a clever ploy Solving crimes in an hour ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7744 "2025-11-13T02:24:49Z")
Police dramas, they bring me such joy To see the cops use a clever ploy Solving crimes in an hour Almost a superpower ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7745 "2025-11-13T02:50:01Z")
Police dramas, they bring me such joy To see the cops use a clever ploy Solving crimes in an hour Almost a superpower I hope the tropes never start to annoy ———————————— Mary’s new boyfriend is too tall ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7746 "2025-11-13T03:03:19Z")
Mary’s new boyfriend is too tall While his member is far too small ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7747 "2025-11-13T12:01:56Z")
Mary’s new boyfriend is too tall While his member is far too small But what winds her clock ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2025, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7748 "2025-11-13T23:51:10Z")
Mary’s new boyfriend is too tall While his member is far too small But what winds her clock (It may come as a shock) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2025, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7749 "2025-11-14T00:27:15Z")
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