# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 388
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2025, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7750 "2025-11-14T03:07:24Z")
My dog and cat simply don’t get along Fido’s just stupid, Fluffy’s headstrong ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7751 "2025-11-17T15:15:05Z")
My dog and cat simply don’t get along Fido’s just stupid, Fluffy’s headstrong But the truth of it is, ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7752 "2025-11-17T20:08:06Z")
My dog and cat simply don’t get along Fido’s just stupid, Fluffy’s headstrong But the truth of it is, At our trivia quiz ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7753 "2025-11-17T20:41:03Z")
## My dog and cat simply don’t get along Fido’s just stupid, Fluffy’s headstrong But the truth of it is, At our trivia quiz they both get most answers wrong There’s a drone hovering over my yard ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2025, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7754 "2025-11-18T01:30:10Z")
There’s a drone hovering over my yard I quickly flashed it my green card ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2025, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7755 "2025-11-18T11:45:45Z")
There’s a drone hovering over my yard I quickly flashed it my green card That had no effect ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2025, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7756 "2025-11-19T05:25:52Z")
There’s a drone hovering over my yard I quickly flashed it my green card That had no effect Now my job prospects wrecked ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2025, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7757 "2025-11-19T12:10:33Z")
There’s a drone hovering over my yard I quickly flashed it my green card That had no effect Now my job prospect’s wrecked And just getting the mail is hard * * * My waffle is stuck in the toaster ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2025, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7758 "2025-11-19T13:25:09Z")
My waffle is stuck in the toaster She called it that when I engrossed her ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2025, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7759 "2025-11-19T15:59:51Z")
My waffle is stuck in the toaster She called it that when I engrossed her It soon got rather scorched ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2025, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7760 "2025-11-19T17:49:58Z")
My waffle is stuck in the toaster She called it that when I engrossed her It soon got rather scorched Not singed but totally torched ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2025, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7761 "2025-11-20T22:10:35Z")
My waffle is stuck in the toaster She called it that when I engrossed her It soon got rather scorched Not singed but totally torched “Such is life!” moaned this internet poster. I shaved off my pubes for a bet ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2025, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7762 "2025-11-21T00:54:32Z")
I shaved off my pubes for a bet And now all my friends are upset ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2025, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7763 "2025-11-22T05:08:42Z")
I shaved off my pubes for a bet And now all my friends are upset They gawk a bazillion ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2025, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7764 "2025-11-22T11:24:13Z")
I shaved off my pubes for a bet And now all my friends are upset They gawk a bazillion cuz i look so reptilian ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2025, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7765 "2025-11-27T01:59:40Z")
## I shaved off my pubes for a bet And now all my friends are upset They gawk a bazillion cuz i look so reptilian But there’s really no reason to fret I decided to cash in my chips ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2025, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7766 "2025-11-27T02:34:38Z")
I decided to cash in my chips No more following questionable tips ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2025, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7767 "2025-11-27T03:08:27Z")
I decided to cash in my chips No more following questionable tips Quit while I’m ahead ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2025, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7768 "2025-11-27T21:19:00Z")
I decided to cash in my chips No more following questionable tips Quit while I’m ahead Having put it on Red ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7769 "2025-11-28T23:05:13Z")
I decided to cash in my chips No more following questionable tips Quit while I’m ahead Having put it on Red, a nude dancer with hot swaying hips. I’m hoping my wife doesn’t hear [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=387) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=389)