# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 389
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7770 "2025-11-28T23:25:50Z")
I’m hoping my wife doesn’t hear What I am packing with my gear ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7771 "2025-11-28T23:48:57Z")
I’m hoping my wife doesn’t hear What I am packing with my gear The Beatles LPs ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7772 "2025-11-29T00:28:50Z")
I’m hoping my wife doesn’t hear What I am packing with my gear The Beatles LPs An assortment of teas ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7773 "2025-11-29T02:54:09Z")
## I’m hoping my wife doesn’t hear What I am packing with my gear The Beatles LPs An assortment of teas and lots of clean underwear Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7774 "2025-11-29T05:11:03Z")
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup He’s coughing like he’s got the croup ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7775 "2025-11-29T06:12:03Z")
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup He’s coughing like he’s got the croup It’s making me queasy ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7776 "2025-11-29T11:41:13Z")
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup He’s coughing like he’s got the croup It’s making me queasy I hope you’ll appease me ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7777 "2025-11-29T15:29:54Z")
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup He’s coughing like he’s got the croup It’s making me queasy I hope you’ll appease me Before I acquire the dreaded whoop * * * I have a bad case of bats in my belfry ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7778 "2025-11-29T16:49:41Z")
I have a bad case of bats in my belfry At least that’s what my coworkers tell me ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7779 "2025-12-01T04:28:26Z")
I have a bad case of bats in my belfry At least that’s what my coworkers tell me I’ve gotten use to 'em ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7780 "2025-12-01T11:35:38Z")
I have a bad case of bats in my belfry At least that’s what my coworkers tell me I’ve gotten use to 'em I no longer eschew 'em ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7781 "2025-12-02T03:55:25Z")
I have a bad case of bats in my belfry At least that’s what my coworkers tell me I’ve gotten use to 'em I no longer eschew 'em So quit calling me to check on my welf-ry! NASCAR or Formula One? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7782 "2025-12-02T17:46:50Z")
NASCAR or Formula One? One’s small and nimble, the other weighs a ton ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7783 "2025-12-02T18:53:12Z")
NASCAR or Formula One? One’s small and nimble, the other weighs a ton Me, I drive an old Taurus ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7784 "2025-12-02T19:28:00Z")
NASCAR or Formula One? One’s small and nimble, the other weighs a ton Me, I drive an old Taurus Like a lame brontosaurus ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7785 "2025-12-02T21:10:32Z")
NASCAR or Formula One? One’s small and nimble, the other weighs a ton Me, I drive an old Taurus Like a lame brontosaurus And do donuts in parking lots for fun * * * My wife is famous for her nostrils ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7786 "2025-12-02T22:23:34Z")
My wife is famous for her nostrils To see it will cost you 100 australs ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7787 "2025-12-02T22:25:26Z")
My wife is famous for her nostrils To see it will cost you 100 australs They’re big, deep and hairy ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7788 "2025-12-02T22:32:07Z")
Oops, nostrils are plural. My wife is famous for her nostrils To see them will cost you 100 australs They’re big, deep and hairy ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7789 "2025-12-02T23:08:52Z")
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