# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/762 "2015-03-19T21:16:16Z")
A hoser who lived in Vancouver Ate poutine like a turbo-charged Hoover. But what really sucked - Like the Hoover, he’s f\*\*\*\*d, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/763 "2015-03-19T21:23:19Z")
A hoser who lived in Vancouver Ate poutine like a turbo-charged Hoover. But what really sucked - Like the Hoover, he’s f\*\*\*\*d, And in need of a Heimlich maneuver. I once met an old ho in the Bronx ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/764 "2015-03-19T21:26:08Z")
I once met an old ho in the Bronx Who claimed, when she came, her cunt honks. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/765 "2015-03-19T21:34:12Z")
I once met an old ho in the Bronx Who claimed, when she came, her cunt honks. It sounds like a horn ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/766 "2015-03-19T21:43:40Z")
I once met an old ho in the Bronx Who claimed, when she came, her cunt honks. It sounds like a horn But, as sure as you’re born, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/767 "2015-03-19T21:49:05Z")
I once met an old ho in the Bronx Who claimed, when she came, her cunt honks. It sounds like a horn But, as sure as you’re born She plays back-up in lewd honky tonks. A biologist was watching some birds, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/768 "2015-03-19T22:13:01Z")
A biologist was watching some birds He considered the smell of their turds ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/769 "2015-03-19T22:25:53Z")
A biologist was watching some birds He considered the smell of their turds. He saw a chick sit ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/770 "2015-03-19T22:53:10Z")
A biologist was watching some birds He considered the smell of their turds. He saw a chick sit Quite too close to their shit ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/771 "2015-03-20T01:22:52Z")
A biologist was watching some birds He considered the smell of their turds. He saw a chick sit Quite too close to their shit After dining on fresh cheese curds On the other side of the World ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/772 "2015-03-20T02:24:56Z")
On the other side of the World Where lines of much better rhymes are unfurled. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/773 "2015-03-20T02:26:24Z")
On the other side of the World Where lines of much better rhymes are unfurled. And the meter is very uneven ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/774 "2015-03-20T02:35:16Z")
On the other side of the World Where lines of much better rhymes are unfurled. And the meter is very uneven Which occurs at line three when syllables exceed seven ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/775 "2015-03-20T06:23:23Z")
On the other side of the World Where lines of much better rhymes are unfurled. And the meter is very uneven Which occurs at line three, when syllables exceed seven. That’s how a Lim’rick gets back-to-front twirled. When I was young and had no sense ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/776 "2015-03-20T09:58:58Z")
When I was young and had no sense I cared not if my breath gave offense ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/777 "2015-03-20T12:07:42Z")
When I was young and had no sense I cared not if my breath gave offense But finally I learned ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/778 "2015-03-20T14:48:19Z")
When I was young and had no sense I cared not if my breath gave offense But finally I learned When girls’ noses upturned ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/779 "2015-03-20T17:30:57Z")
When I was young and had no sense I cared not if my breath gave offense But finally I learned When girls’ noses upturned There was great value to carrying mints. ##### The nude surfer was riding a wave ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/780 "2015-03-20T17:40:50Z")
The nude surfer was riding a wave But she couldn’t get her tits to behave ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/781 "2015-03-20T18:15:41Z")
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