# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 390
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7790 "2025-12-03T07:24:18Z")
My wife is famous for her nostrils To see them will cost you 100 australs They’re big, deep and hairy But their teeth you should be wary And don’t describe her nose as conirostral! My dinner is now getting cold ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7791 "2025-12-03T09:57:47Z")
My dinner is now getting cold Like revenge, now, before I get old! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7792 "2025-12-03T15:06:46Z")
My dinner is now getting cold Like revenge, now, before I get old! On those abominable gnomes ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7793 "2025-12-05T11:41:43Z")
My dinner is now getting cold Like revenge, now, before I get old! On those abominable gnomes in their garden homes ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7794 "2025-12-09T12:25:00Z")
My dinner is now getting cold Like revenge, now, before I get old! On those abominable gnomes in their garden homes Let me eat! If I may be so bold. One question, 'ere I go to bed ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7795 "2025-12-09T12:47:18Z")
One question, 'ere I go to bed Is it true, is God really dead? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7796 "2025-12-09T17:06:21Z")
One question, 'ere I go to bed Is it true, is God really dead? Or just pining for the fjords ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7797 "2025-12-09T18:21:20Z")
One question, 'ere I go to bed Is it true, is God really dead? Or just pining for the fjords While strumming rock cords ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7798 "2025-12-11T10:21:27Z")
One question, 'ere I go to bed Is it true, is God really dead? Or just pining for the fjords While strumming rock cords Either way, he’s a legend. ‘Nuff said. The milk in my fridge has turned green ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7799 "2025-12-11T11:59:17Z")
The milk in my fridge has turned green and smells something like gasoline ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7800 "2025-12-11T13:44:50Z")
The milk in my fridge has turned green and smells something like gasoline There’s fuzz on the cheese ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7801 "2025-12-11T14:02:28Z")
The milk in my fridge has turned green And smells something like gasoline There’s fuzz on the cheese And freezerburned are my peas ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2025, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7802 "2025-12-11T18:41:07Z")
The milk in my fridge has turned green And smells something like gasoline There’s fuzz on the cheese And freezerburned are my peas But I’m thrilled to have one fresh green bean * * * My cat has a taste for warm blood ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7803 "2025-12-13T17:08:22Z")
My cat has a taste for warm blood Which I might want to nip in the bud. ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7804 "2025-12-13T17:10:13Z")
My cat has a taste for warm blood Which I might want to nip in the bud. I live in great fear ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7805 "2025-12-13T21:40:17Z")
My cat has a taste for warm blood Which I might want to nip in the bud. I live in great fear She’ll gnaw off my ear ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7806 "2025-12-14T03:48:45Z")
My cat has a taste for warm blood Which I might want to nip in the bud. I live in great fear She’ll gnaw off my ear It will hit the ground with a THUD! The truth is, I really love dogs ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7807 "2025-12-14T11:39:52Z")
The truth is, I really love dogs My weird girlfriend, however, likes frogs ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7808 "2025-12-14T15:30:56Z")
The truth is, I really love dogs My weird girlfriend, however, likes frogs Her fave, Fred, is a singer ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7809 "2025-12-14T20:00:17Z")
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