# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 392
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2025, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7830 "2025-12-22T17:30:28Z")
The Christmas elves fomented a coup just as Santa stepped out of the loo They tied him all up To his ass, they gave whup! Before the poor guy finished his pooh. * * * On the third day of Xmas I wept ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2025, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7831 "2025-12-22T18:23:47Z")
On the third day of Xmas I wept: Down early to my Xmas tree I crept… ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2025, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7832 "2025-12-22T20:18:29Z")
On the third day of Xmas I wept: Down early to my Xmas tree I crept… There sat my cat ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2025, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7833 "2025-12-22T22:59:04Z")
On the third day of Xmas I wept: Down early to my Xmas tree I crept… There sat my cat My stocking she shat ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2025, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7834 "2025-12-22T23:59:01Z")
On the third day of Xmas I wept: Down early to my Xmas tree I crept… There sat my cat My stocking she shat Then on some more shit I soon stepped This is the time to be jolly ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7835 "2025-12-23T00:14:25Z")
This is the time to be jolly From my aunt I got an awesome dolly ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7836 "2025-12-23T08:40:19Z")
This is the time to be jolly From my aunt I got an awesome dolly Not the kind you dress up, ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7837 "2025-12-23T17:56:52Z")
This is the time to be jolly From my aunt I got an awesome dolly Not the kind you dress up, The kind you undress? Yup! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7838 "2025-12-23T20:44:11Z")
This is the time to be jolly From my aunt I got an awesome dolly Not the kind you dress up, The kind you undress? Yup! And flip the switch from “suck” to “blow”? Golly! * * * I somehow got into Santa’s naughty list ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7839 "2025-12-23T20:54:18Z")
I somehow got into Santa’s naughty list All I expected was a slap on the wrist ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7840 "2025-12-23T22:46:29Z")
I somehow got into Santa’s naughty list All I expected was a slap on the wrist Instead, trial by fire ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7841 "2025-12-23T22:54:12Z")
I somehow got into Santa’s naughty list All I expected was a slap on the wrist Instead, trial by fire While playing the lyre ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2025, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7842 "2025-12-24T00:21:19Z")
I somehow got into Santa’s naughty list All I expected was a slap on the wrist Instead, trial by fire While playing the lyre Believe me, you don’t wanna see St. Nick pissed * * * My chestnuts are roasting right now ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2025, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7843 "2025-12-24T02:06:41Z")
My chestnuts are roasting right now Jack Frost is nipping at my brow ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2025, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7844 "2025-12-24T20:24:29Z")
My chestnuts are roasting right now Jack Frost is nipping at my brow My Yule log is growing ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7845 "2025-12-26T22:10:42Z")
My chestnuts are roasting right now Jack Frost is nipping at my brow My Yule log is growing The eggnog is flowing ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7846 "2025-12-26T22:21:26Z")
My chestnuts are roasting right now Jack Frost is nipping at my brow My Yule log is growing The eggnog is flowing Am I tired of Xmas? And how! * * * Baby New Year’s diaper is already full ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7847 "2025-12-27T03:57:25Z")
My chestnuts are roasting right now Jack Frost is nipping at my brow My Yule log is growing The eggnog is flowing They’re code words for carnal acts! Wow! For Boxing Day, I’m unprepared ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7848 "2025-12-27T22:29:36Z")
For Boxing Day, I’m unprepared I haven’t got a box to spare ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7849 "2025-12-28T01:59:48Z")
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