# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 393
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7850 "2025-12-29T01:08:52Z")
For Boxing Day, I’m unprepared I haven’t got a box to spare My crackers won’t crack And I’ve put out my back ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7851 "2025-12-29T17:26:58Z")
For Boxing Day, I’m unprepared I haven’t got a box to spare My crackers won’t crack And I’ve put out my back Now my credit card is impaired * * * I have readied my New Year’s Resolution: ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7852 "2025-12-29T17:34:19Z")
I have readied my New Year’s Resolution: I shall defend the US constitution ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7853 "2025-12-29T20:14:47Z")
I have readied my New Year’s Resolution: I shall defend the US constitution I’ll fight for our rights ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7854 "2025-12-29T23:45:56Z")
I have readied my New Year’s Resolution: I shall defend the US constitution I’ll fight for our rights In red and blue tights ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7855 "2025-12-30T11:52:34Z")
I have readied my New Year’s Resolution: I shall defend the US constitution I’ll fight for our rights In red and blue tights And call for Trump’s quick prosecution [Not part of game] I mentioned this thread at a family dinner, and we extremely quickly came up with a limerick with five people each contributing a line. I thought it was pretty good: A nervous young airman in Guam Worried he’d come to great harm He transferred to Truk And enjoyed a good fuck But it cost him a leg and an arm! [/NPOG] I nearly tripped over the cat ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7856 "2025-12-30T13:09:57Z")
I nearly tripped over the cat As he furiously chased a rat ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7857 "2025-12-30T15:08:30Z")
I nearly tripped over the cat As he furiously chased a rat I’m clearly not graceful ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2025, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7858 "2025-12-30T19:30:58Z")
I nearly tripped over the cat As he furiously chased a rat I’m clearly not graceful and I sure got a face full ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7859 "2026-01-01T01:52:35Z")
I nearly tripped over the cat As he furiously chased a rat I’m clearly not graceful and I sure got a face full To the floor I nearly went splat Leave your number and name at the tone ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7860 "2026-01-01T02:14:11Z")
Leave your number and name at the tone I’ll call back when I’m drunk and alone ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7861 "2026-01-01T02:41:27Z")
Leave your number and name at the tone I’ll call back when I’m drunk and alone But right now I’m boning your wife ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7862 "2026-01-01T03:07:41Z")
Leave your number and name at the tone I’ll call back when I’m drunk and alone But right now I’m boning your wife Pretending to be Barney Fife ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2026, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7863 "2026-01-01T12:00:46Z")
Leave your number and name at the tone I’ll call back when I’m drunk and alone But right now I’m boning your wife Pretending to be Barney Fife I promise I’ll call when I’m done! STRANGER THINGS’ big finale was meh ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7864 "2026-01-03T17:30:39Z")
Jeez, did I kill this thread? Let me try again: In its last episode, STRANGER THINGS ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2026, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7865 "2026-01-03T20:06:11Z")
In its last episode, STRANGER THINGS (Which I watched while eating chicken wings) ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7866 "2026-01-10T00:23:50Z")
In its last episode, STRANGER THINGS (Which I watched while eating chicken wings), Offered up a finale ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2026, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7867 "2026-01-10T02:31:18Z")
In its last episode, STRANGER THINGS (Which I watched while eating chicken wings), Offered up a finale According to Sally ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7868 "2026-01-11T19:51:19Z")
In its last episode, STRANGER THINGS (Which I watched while eating chicken wings), Offered up a finale According to Sally which left one too many loose strings [sorry. Trying to move things along] Each day brings a new kick to the head ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2026, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7869 "2026-01-11T19:53:45Z")
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