# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 394
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7870 "2026-01-12T05:27:37Z")
Each day brings a new kick to the head Honestly, I’m not sure I’m already dead This timeline sure sucks ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2026, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7871 "2026-01-12T13:17:48Z")
Each day brings a new kick to the head Honestly, I’m not sure I’m already dead This timeline sure sucks And for forty more bucks, ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7872 "2026-01-13T11:54:55Z")
Each day brings a new kick to the head Honestly, I’m not sure I’m already dead This timeline sure sucks And for forty more bucks, I’d buy breakfast then go back to bed * * * My girlfriend’s remarkably tall ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7873 "2026-01-13T13:47:51Z")
My girlfriend’s remarkably tall I was there when she made landfall ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2026, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7874 "2026-01-21T05:49:17Z")
My girlfriend’s remarkably tall I was there when she made landfall Tho’ she wanted to play ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7875 "2026-01-24T05:55:06Z")
My girlfriend’s remarkably tall I was there when she made landfall Tho’ she wanted to play I found to my dismay ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7876 "2026-01-24T18:02:16Z")
My girlfriend’s remarkably tall I was there when she made landfall Tho’ she wanted to play I found to my dismay that [jötnar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gj%C3%A1lp_and_Greip) are no fun at all. Tomorrow we’re getting some snow. ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7877 "2026-01-24T21:28:43Z")
Tomorrow we’re getting some snow. And it’s colder than hell, don’cha know ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7878 "2026-01-24T21:31:33Z")
Tomorrow we’re getting some snow. And it’s colder than hell, don’cha know I’ve stocked up on beer ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2026, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7879 "2026-01-24T21:32:30Z")
Tomorrow we’re getting some snow. And it’s colder than hell, don’cha know I’ve stocked up on beer Washed my long underwear ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7880 "2026-01-27T13:45:24Z")
Tomorrow we’re getting some snow. And it’s colder than hell, don’cha know I’ve stocked up on beer Washed my long underwear Some split logs might’ve softened the blow… Homemade chili! How nearly divine ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7881 "2026-01-27T15:53:48Z")
Homemade chili! How nearly divine Your recipe sucks! Here, try mine! ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7882 "2026-01-27T18:02:33Z")
Homemade chili! How nearly divine Your recipe sucks! Here, try mine! As to my choice of meat ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7883 "2026-01-27T18:58:24Z")
Homemade chili! How nearly divine Your recipe sucks! Here, try mine! As to my choice of meat I use the finest ground feet ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7884 "2026-01-27T19:24:02Z")
Homemade chili! How nearly divine Your recipe sucks! Here, try mine! As to my choice of meat I use the finest ground feet Of Andalusian swine Of all of my bedroom ‘pursuits’ ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2026, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7885 "2026-01-27T19:26:44Z")
Of all of my bedroom ‘pursuits’ I prefer to use various fruits ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7886 "2026-01-28T11:56:36Z")
Of all of my bedroom ‘pursuits’ I prefer to use various fruits Like jalopeños ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7887 "2026-01-28T12:26:04Z")
Of all of my bedroom ‘pursuits’ I prefer to use various fruits Like jalopeños or cherries, I suppose ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2026, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7888 "2026-01-28T12:42:11Z")
Of all of my bedroom ‘pursuits’ I prefer to use various fruits Like jalapeños or cherries, I suppose The cherries all say “I am Groot!” The thing about being always barefoot ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2026, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7889 "2026-01-29T23:17:23Z")
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