# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 395
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2026, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7890 "2026-02-04T05:04:46Z")
The thing about being always barefoot you might break a toe then your foot is kaput So put on your sneakers ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7891 "2026-02-06T14:08:03Z")
The thing about being always barefoot you might break a toe then your foot is kaput So put on your sneakers And join all [the freakers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxy742JffZ8) ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7892 "2026-02-06T16:54:54Z")
The thing about being always barefoot you might break a toe then your foot is kaput So put on your sneakers And join all the freakers then tell your german masseuse “das ist gut.” There once was a lim’rick that was funny ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7893 "2026-02-06T17:07:26Z")
There once was a lim’rick that was funny But it didn’t make its scribe any money ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2026, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7894 "2026-02-06T18:15:55Z")
There once was a lim’rick that was funny But it didn’t make its scribe any money It needed some sex ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2026, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7895 "2026-02-07T14:37:42Z")
There once was a lim’rick that was funny But it didn’t make its scribe any money It needed some sex or some well toned pecs ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7896 "2026-02-08T03:00:43Z")
## There once was a lim’rick that was funny But it didn’t make its scribe any money It needed some sex or some well toned pecs And feature an old Playboy bunny One Big Mac, large fries and a shake ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7897 "2026-02-08T03:16:48Z")
One Big Mac, large fries and a shake Induce my nether regions to quake ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7898 "2026-02-08T03:52:48Z")
One Big Mac, large fries and a shake Induce my nether regions to quake A noise like wet thunder ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7899 "2026-02-08T11:55:23Z")
One Big Mac, large fries and a shake Induce my nether regions to quake A noise like wet thunder Barked out from here under ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7900 "2026-02-08T19:27:42Z")
One Big Mac, large fries and a shake Induce my nether regions to quake A noise like wet thunder Barked out from here under Extra gherkins sure were a mistake Can anyone here fly a plane? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7901 "2026-02-08T20:31:49Z")
Can anyone here fly a plane? Seems our autopilot has gone insane ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7902 "2026-02-08T21:29:01Z")
Can anyone here fly a plane? Seems our autopilot has gone insane We took a nose dive ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2026, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7903 "2026-02-08T21:44:55Z")
Can anyone here fly a plane? Seems our autopilot has gone insane We took a nose dive So far, we’re alive ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7904 "2026-02-09T02:04:57Z")
Can anyone here fly a plane? Seems our autopilot has gone insane We took a nose dive So far, we’re alive OMIGOD! LOOKOUT FOR THAT TRAIN * * * Marjorie loves little baby ducks ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7905 "2026-02-09T02:24:20Z")
Marjorie loves little baby ducks Soon her neighborhood had a big influx ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7906 "2026-02-09T16:25:44Z")
Marjorie loves little baby ducks Soon her neighborhood had a big influx With two loons and a goose ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7907 "2026-02-09T16:47:48Z")
Marjorie loves little baby ducks Soon her neighborhood had a big influx With two loons and a goose And a heron named Bruce ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7908 "2026-02-09T16:58:14Z")
Marjorie loves little baby ducks Soon her neighborhood had a big influx With two loons and a goose And a heron named Bruce who taught karate and the use of nunchucks * * * My husband has abundant nose hair ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7909 "2026-02-09T21:01:39Z")
My husband has abundant nose hair I’ve got plenty of pictures to share [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=394) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=396)