# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 396
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7910 "2026-02-09T21:07:37Z")
My husband has abundant nose hair I’ve got plenty of pictures to share Of it all groomed & styled ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2026, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7911 "2026-02-09T22:09:16Z")
My husband has abundant nose hair I’ve got plenty of pictures to share Of it all groomed & styled Where once it grew wild ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7912 "2026-02-13T02:23:22Z")
My husband has abundant nose hair I’ve got plenty of pictures to share Of it all groomed & styled Where once it grew wild It’s now braided to his derriere. My cat unceasingly purrs. ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7913 "2026-02-13T02:46:38Z")
My cat unceasingly purrs but otherwise seldom stirs ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7914 "2026-02-13T03:06:59Z")
My cat unceasingly purrs But otherwise seldom stirs Not even a lousy mouse ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2026, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7915 "2026-02-13T17:14:02Z")
My cat unceasingly purrs But otherwise seldom stirs Not even a lousy mouse or a kick from my spouse ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7916 "2026-02-14T02:22:05Z")
My cat unceasingly purrs But otherwise seldom stirs Not even a lousy mouse or a kick from my spouse To such hints she just coldly demurs. A scatterbrained chap from Berlin ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7917 "2026-02-14T04:47:01Z")
A scatterbrained chap from Berlin Gambled plenty, but never could win ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7918 "2026-02-14T11:33:59Z")
A scatterbrained chap from Berlin Gambled plenty, but never could win His rabbit’s foot ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7919 "2026-02-14T14:05:49Z")
A scatterbrained chap from Berlin Gambled plenty, but never could win His rabbit’s foot Has gone kaput ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7920 "2026-02-14T15:12:48Z")
A scatterbrained chap from Berlin Gambled plenty, but never could win His rabbit’s foot Has gone kaput So he holds his Walther under his chin Der Führer had a fit of mad rage ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2026, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7921 "2026-02-14T15:32:50Z")
Der Führer had a fit of mad rage His mom said it’s only a stage ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7922 "2026-02-15T02:23:16Z")
Der Führer had a fit of mad rage His mom said it’s only a stage He just needs some time ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7923 "2026-02-15T12:40:28Z")
Der Führer had a fit of mad rage His mom said it’s only a stage He just needs some time And some lemon, and lime ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7924 "2026-02-15T14:33:37Z")
Der Führer had a fit of mad rage His mom said it’s only a stage He just needs some time And some lemon, and lime And to finally start acting his age * * * Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2026, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7925 "2026-02-15T15:34:39Z")
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup and in fact in think there’s a group ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7926 "2026-02-16T00:13:49Z")
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup and in fact in think there’s a group They have a routine ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7927 "2026-02-16T01:12:35Z")
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup and in fact in think there’s a group They have a routine Fueled by poutine ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7928 "2026-02-16T01:26:08Z")
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup and in fact in think there’s a group They have a routine Fueled by poutine Where they jump through an onion ring hoop. On dismounting, the goat rider said ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2026, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7929 "2026-02-16T01:37:25Z")
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