# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 398
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7950 "2026-02-24T16:50:02Z")
Poor Ethel has a wart on her chin She hopes that the doctor is in As it keeps whispering ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2026, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7951 "2026-02-24T17:20:07Z")
Poor Ethel has a wart on her chin She hopes that the doctor is in As it keeps whispering words I find threatening ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7952 "2026-02-26T00:02:03Z")
Poor Ethel has a wart on her chin She hopes that the doctor is in As it keeps whispering words I find threatening: “I’m your long-lost conjugal twin.” My meatballs are made with fresh skunk ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2026, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7953 "2026-02-26T00:07:45Z")
My meatballs are made with fresh skunk And the sauce from a ground-up punk ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2026, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7954 "2026-02-27T14:37:25Z")
My meatballs are made with fresh skunk And the sauce from a ground-up punk My noodles, _al dente_, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2026, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7955 "2026-02-28T00:59:33Z")
My meatballs are made with fresh skunk And the sauce from a ground-up punk My noodles, al dente With whale oil aplenty ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2026, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7956 "2026-02-28T13:36:23Z")
My meatballs are made with fresh skunk And the sauce from a ground-up punk My noodles, al dente With whale oil aplenty Obtained when the _Pequod_ was sunk When the bomb’s began falling on Iran ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7957 "2026-03-01T00:47:16Z")
When the bomb’s began falling on Iran I had to ask, “what is the plan?” ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7958 "2026-03-01T01:51:40Z")
When the bomb’s began falling on Iran I had to ask, “what is the plan?” It remains to be seen ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2026, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7959 "2026-03-01T23:57:43Z")
When the bomb’s began falling on Iran I had to ask, “what is the plan?” It remains to be seen But the usual routine ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2026, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7960 "2026-03-08T23:26:46Z")
When the bomb’s began falling on Iran I had to ask, “what is the plan?” It remains to be seen But the usual routine Meant we’re fucked since before it began. A Spaniard was heard to remark ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7961 "2026-03-09T03:07:02Z")
A Spaniard was heard to remark (With his trademarked Iberian snark) ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7962 "2026-03-09T03:27:26Z")
A Spaniard was heard to remark (With his trademarked Iberian snark) You killed my dear dad ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2026, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7963 "2026-03-09T14:42:48Z")
A Spaniard was heard to remark (With his trademarked Iberian snark) You killed my dear dad And now I am rather mad ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2026, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7964 "2026-03-11T00:04:16Z")
A Spaniard was heard to remark (With his trademarked Iberian snark) You killed my dear dad And now I am rather mad Your cheeks shall now bear my mark A giant was heard to disclaim ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2026, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7965 "2026-03-11T09:54:40Z")
A giant was heard to disclaim “Oh my God, why would I be to blame?” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2026, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7966 "2026-03-11T13:24:44Z")
A giant was heard to disclaim “Oh my God, why would I be to blame? "When townsfolk run away ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2026, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7967 "2026-03-11T14:03:18Z")
A giant was heard to disclaim “Oh my God, why would I be to blame? "When townsfolk run away When I just want to play ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7968 "2026-03-12T20:57:55Z")
A giant was heard to disclaim “Oh my God, why would I be to blame? "When townsfolk run away When I just want to play Naked Twister - it’s only a game! I’ve today let the cat out the bag ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7969 "2026-03-12T21:20:14Z")
> [@Ferris](#): > > A giant was heard to disclaim > “Oh my God, why would I be to blame? > "When townsfolk run away > When I just want to play > Naked Twister - it’s only a game! clap clap clap clap I’ve today let the cat out the bag But I have to blame it on my jet lag [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=397) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=399)