# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 399
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2026, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7970 "2026-03-13T01:48:06Z")
I’ve today let the cat out the bag But I have to blame it on my jet lag Now everyone knows ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2026, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7971 "2026-03-13T02:02:45Z")
I’ve today let the cat out the bag But I have to blame it on my jet lag Now everyone knows Its paws have six toes ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2026, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7972 "2026-03-13T17:59:51Z")
I’ve today let the cat out the bag But I have to blame it on my jet lag Now everyone knows Its paws have six toes Just enough to steal plenty of swag! Kash Patel doesn’t fill me with calm ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2026, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7973 "2026-03-13T18:44:27Z")
Kash Patel doesn’t fill me with calm To soothe my concerns there is no balm ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2026, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7974 "2026-03-15T08:48:01Z")
Kash Patel doesn’t fill me with calm To soothe my concerns there is no balm The shock in his eyes ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7975 "2026-03-25T19:55:39Z")
Kash Patel doesn’t fill me with calm To soothe my concerns there is no balm The shock in his eyes Comes as no great surprise ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7976 "2026-03-27T13:32:49Z")
Kash Patel doesn’t fill me with calm To soothe my concerns there is no balm The shock in his eyes Comes as no great surprise As his corrupt grift greases the palm * * * I am Ozymandias, King of Kings ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7977 "2026-03-27T16:26:47Z")
I am Ozymandias, King of Kings Of my works, all the populace sings! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2026, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7978 "2026-03-28T06:38:54Z")
I am Ozymandias, King of Kings Of my works, all the populace sings! The Lords and Ladies are quaint ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2026, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7979 "2026-03-28T14:28:15Z")
I am Ozymandias, King of Kings Of my works, all the populace sings! The Lords and Ladies are quaint So that when they lick my taint ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2026, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7980 "2026-03-29T23:21:56Z")
I am Ozymandias, King of Kings Of my works, all the populace sings! The Lords and Ladies are quaint So that when they lick my taint The taste of my regal ass stings! A U.S Marine, name of Chad ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7981 "2026-03-30T12:46:04Z")
A U.S Marine, name of Chad Who Trump soon sent to Baghdad ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2026, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7982 "2026-03-30T13:39:16Z")
A U.S Marine, name of Chad Who Trump soon sent to Baghdad Blew his mind out in a tank ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2026, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7983 "2026-04-15T03:10:36Z")
A U.S Marine, name of Chad Who Trump soon sent to Baghdad Blew his mind out in a tank but was promoted in rank ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7984 "2026-04-16T15:12:43Z")
A U.S Marine, name of Chad Who Trump soon sent to Baghdad Blew his mind out in a tank but was promoted in rank To a Captain! Now that ain’t so bad! There’s just one thing I want in life ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7985 "2026-04-16T15:19:17Z")
There’s just one thing I want in life To drink beer with my beautiful wife ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2026, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7986 "2026-04-16T16:10:14Z")
There’s just one thing I want in life To drink beer with my beautiful wife But not Schlitz, Pabst, Busch, or Bud ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7987 "2026-04-17T00:14:36Z")
There’s just one thing I want in life To drink beer with my beautiful wife But not Schlitz, Pabst, Busch, or Bud Or other such mud ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7988 "2026-04-18T04:42:33Z")
There’s just one thing I want in life To drink beer with my beautiful wife But not Schlitz, Pabst, Busch, or Bud Or other such mud Such a shame that crap beer is so rife. A clever young Spaniard, Juan ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7989 "2026-04-18T13:40:24Z")
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