# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/62 "2015-02-11T01:34:25Z")
Said Tarzan to Jane, ‘Shall we swing? Or will you play with my thing?’ ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/63 "2015-02-11T01:46:17Z")
Said Tarzan to Jane, ‘Shall we swing? Or will you play with my thing?’ As Cheeta looked on ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/64 "2015-02-11T02:32:35Z")
Said Tarzan to Jane, ‘Shall we swing? Or will you play with my thing?’ As Cheeta looked on Jane laughed and was gone ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/65 "2015-02-11T02:39:03Z")
Said Tarzan to Jane, ‘Shall we swing? Or will you play with my thing?’ As Cheeta looked on Jane laughed and was gone And his yo-yo hung limp on the string. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/66 "2015-02-11T02:46:01Z")
Oops. Sorry. Broke my own rule. Forgot that I’d started the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/67 "2015-02-11T02:50:34Z")
Said Tarzan to Jane, ‘Shall we swing? Or will you play with my thing?’ As Cheeta looked on Jane laughed and was gone ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/68 "2015-02-11T05:42:30Z")
Said Tarzan to Jane, ‘Shall we swing? Or will you play with my thing?’ As Cheeta looked on Jane laughed and was gone But she came back again in the Spring. “Now, Watson,” said Sherlock one day ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/69 "2015-02-11T06:13:55Z")
“Now, Watson,” said Sherlock one day "Some people are starting to say - ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/70 "2015-02-11T14:18:38Z")
“Now, Watson,” said Sherlock one day, "Some people are starting to say - 'It’s quite elementary, ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/71 "2015-02-11T14:47:16Z")
“Now, Watson,” said Sherlock one day, "Some people are starting to say - 'It’s quite elementary, And I tend to agree ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/72 "2015-02-11T14:50:08Z")
“Now, Watson,” said Sherlock one day, “Some people are starting to say - 'It’s quite elementary, And I tend to agree That surely we HAVE to be gay!” New: The chef at a 5-star cafe ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/73 "2015-02-11T14:56:59Z")
The chef at a 5-star cafe was addicted to blintzes, Oy Vay! ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/74 "2015-02-11T14:57:28Z")
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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/75 "2015-02-11T15:17:32Z")
The chef at a 5-star cafe was addicted to blintzes, Oy Vay! He couldn’t speak French, ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/76 "2015-02-11T15:26:32Z")
The chef at a 5-star cafe was addicted to blintzes, Oy Vay! He couldn’t speak French, So he sat on a bench ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/77 "2015-02-11T15:41:36Z")
The chef at a 5-star cafe was addicted to blintzes, Oy Vay! He couldn’t speak French, So he sat on a bench Drinking rum instead of latte. New: My puppy is not well-behaved ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/78 "2015-02-11T15:58:12Z")
My puppy is not well-behaved. When biscuits he ardently craved, ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/79 "2015-02-11T16:42:54Z")
My puppy is not well-behaved. When biscuits he ardently craved, He’d nip at my heel ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/80 "2015-02-11T16:53:32Z")
My puppy is not well-behaved. When biscuits he ardently craved, He’d nip at my heel, Then a Snausage he’d steal, ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/81 "2015-02-11T16:55:07Z")
My puppy is not well-behaved. When biscuits he ardently craved, He’d nip at my heel, Then a Snausage he’d steal, While I yelled, ranted and raved. A singer who sang at the Met [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=5)