# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/782 "2015-03-20T19:24:30Z")
The nude surfer was riding a wave But she couldn’t get her tits to behave So she turned to a dude Said, "I don’t mean to be rude ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/783 "2015-03-20T20:15:24Z")
The nude surfer was riding a wave But she couldn’t get her tits to behave So she turned to a dude Said, “I don’t mean to be rude. They’re like this when I need a shave.” One day when I sat at the seashore ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/784 "2015-03-20T20:55:07Z")
One day when I sat at the seashore I wondered, what do I have to pee for? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/785 "2015-03-20T21:22:43Z")
One day when I sat at the seashore I wondered, what do I have to pee for? I drank only six beers ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/786 "2015-03-20T21:33:49Z")
One day when I sat at the seashore I wondered, what do I have to pee for? I drank only six beers And yet it appears ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/787 "2015-03-20T22:15:06Z")
One day when I sat at the seashore I wondered, what do I have to pee for? I drank only six beers And yet it appears My ass is now stuck to the see-saw. At the dance we were all feeling jolly, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/788 "2015-03-20T22:36:19Z")
At the dance we were all feeling jolly Though everyone spoke just Bengali ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/789 "2015-03-21T01:00:09Z")
At the dance we were all feeling jolly Though everyone spoke just Bengali. Then, in came a swami ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/790 "2015-03-21T01:16:46Z")
At the dance we were all feeling jolly Though everyone spoke just Bengali. Then, in came a swami Followed by a tsunami ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/791 "2015-03-21T02:11:39Z")
At the dance we were all feeling jolly Though everyone spoke just Bengali. Then, in came a swami Followed by a tsunami And a Parton wheeled in on a Dolly Bill Clinton’s in trouble, I heard ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/792 "2015-03-21T03:31:37Z")
Bill Clinton’s in trouble, I heard. His latest suit can’t be de-furred. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/793 "2015-03-21T13:11:24Z")
Bill Clinton’s in trouble, I heard. His latest suit can’t be de-furred He shoved a harmonica ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/794 "2015-03-21T13:28:49Z")
Bill Clinton’s in trouble, I heard. His latest suit can’t be de-furred He shoved a harmonica Which startled Veronica ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/795 "2015-03-21T14:19:51Z")
Bill Clinton’s in trouble, I heard. His latest suit can’t be de-furred He shoved a harmonica Which startled Veronica And in return, she flipped him the bird. An ill-fated search on Google ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/796 "2015-03-21T14:27:19Z")
An ill-fated search on Google For free porn (because I am frugal) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/797 "2015-03-21T17:03:36Z")
An ill-fated search on Google For free porn (because I am frugal) Led me to discover ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/798 "2015-03-21T20:39:01Z")
An ill-fated search on Google For free porn (because I am frugal) Led me to discover A pic of me Mother ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/799 "2015-03-21T20:44:41Z")
An ill-fated search on Google, For free porn (because I am frugal) Led me to discover A pic of me Mother, For all the world free to Oogle. On dreaming of girls I once knew, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/800 "2015-03-21T21:08:40Z")
On dreaming of girls I once knew I thought of big-assed Mary Lou ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/801 "2015-03-21T21:15:00Z")
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