# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 400
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7990 "2026-04-18T16:30:22Z")
A clever young Spaniard, Juan While in Dublin was always called Sean Took advantage of debutantes ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7991 "2026-04-18T16:49:52Z")
A clever young Spaniard, Juan While in Dublin was always called Sean Took advantage of debutantes The señor takes what he wants! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7992 "2026-04-19T16:39:29Z")
A clever young Spaniard, Juan While in Dublin was always called Sean Took advantage of debutantes The señor takes what he wants But when the baby comes due he is gone Mary’s always been kind to her friends ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7993 "2026-04-19T19:38:06Z")
Mary’s always been kind to her friends Her grand movable feast never ends! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7994 "2026-04-19T19:57:41Z")
Mary’s always been kind to her friends Her grand movable feast never ends! Ballooning over the city ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7995 "2026-04-29T14:12:16Z")
Mary’s always been kind to her friends Her grand movable feast never ends! Ballooning over the city I think, "more’s the pity ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2026, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7996 "2026-04-30T18:59:47Z")
[bending my wait 2 replies rule] * * * Mary’s always been kind to her friends Her grand movable feast never ends! Ballooning over the city I think, “More’s the pity. For those who suffer from the bends!” * * * I once dove deep to the Titanic ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2026, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7997 "2026-04-30T19:37:52Z")
I once dove deep to the Titanic What I saw threw me into a panic ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7998 "2026-05-01T22:08:27Z")
I once dove deep to the Titanic What I saw threw me into a panic A squid with a spear ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/7999 "2026-05-01T22:46:41Z")
I once dove deep to the Titanic What I saw threw me into a panic A squid with a spear Stabbed me in the rear ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2026, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8000 "2026-05-01T23:12:39Z")
I once dove deep to the Titanic What I saw threw me into a panic A squid with a spear Stabbed me in the rear That sort of thing makes me go manic! Of all of the odd things I fear, ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2026, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8001 "2026-05-02T01:39:28Z")
Of all of the odd things I fear, the worst is my daughter’s Care Bear ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2026, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8002 "2026-05-02T02:02:27Z")
[Bear & Fear rhyme?] * * * Of all of the odd things I fear, The worst is my daughter’s Care Bear For when its eyes glow ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2026, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8003 "2026-05-02T04:56:56Z")
Of all of the odd things I fear, The worst is my daughter’s Care Bear For when its eyes glow and its teeth start to grow ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2026, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8004 "2026-05-02T21:13:17Z")
Of all of the odd things I fear, The worst is my daughter’s Care Bear For when its eyes glow and its teeth start to grow I’ll soon need to change underwear I once knew a guy with bad breath ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2026, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8005 "2026-05-02T21:26:31Z")
I once knew a guy with bad breath So when he dived he was out of his depth ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2026, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8006 "2026-05-03T00:22:49Z")
I once knew a guy with bad breath So when he dived he was out of his depth I offered a mint ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2026, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8007 "2026-05-06T05:16:30Z")
I once knew a guy with bad breath So when he dived he was out of his depth I offered a mint He said words I can’t print ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8008 "2026-05-09T03:57:37Z")
I once knew a guy with bad breath So when he dived he was out of his depth I offered a mint He said words I can’t print For the stench quickly led to my death. My In-laws are coming to stay. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8009 "2026-05-09T06:51:56Z")
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