# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 401
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8010 "2026-05-09T16:05:47Z")
My In-laws are coming to stay. “It’s just for a short time,” they say Don’t mind our small dog ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8011 "2026-05-09T16:11:08Z")
My In-laws are coming to stay. “It’s just for a short time,” they say Don’t mind our small dog or the toilets we’ll clog ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8012 "2026-05-09T17:36:01Z")
My In-laws are coming to stay. “It’s just for a short time,” they say Don’t mind our small dog or the toilets we’ll clog Or how loud we will roll in the hay Whenever I walk through the park ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8013 "2026-05-09T19:39:32Z")
Whenever I walk through the park A punk kid makes the same rude remark ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2026, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8014 "2026-05-09T20:45:32Z")
Whenever I walk through the park A punk kid makes the same rude remark "Your butt smells so bad ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2026, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8015 "2026-05-10T05:01:46Z")
Whenever I walk through the park A punk kid makes the same rude remark "Your butt smells so bad I must call my dad! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8016 "2026-05-13T19:14:54Z")
L on Whenever I walk through the park A punk kid makes the same rude remark “Your butt smells so bad I must call my dad!” He never does but I resent his snark There once was a cat named ol’ Bessy ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8017 "2026-05-13T19:38:23Z")
There once was a cat named ol’ Bessy She was prone to be a bit messy ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8018 "2026-05-13T19:50:31Z")
There once was a cat named ol’ Bessy She was prone to be a bit messy I went to the vet ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8019 "2026-05-13T20:32:42Z")
There once was a cat named ol’ Bessy She was prone to be a bit messy I went to the vet But over his smock she wet ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8020 "2026-05-13T21:11:56Z")
There once was a cat named ol’ Bessy She was prone to be a bit messy I went to the vet But over his smock she wet Quite the target for awful distress, he… I met RFK Jr. for brunch ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8021 "2026-05-13T21:34:13Z")
I met RFK Jr. for brunch He did something weird to the punch ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8022 "2026-05-14T02:41:59Z")
I met RFK Jr. for brunch He did something weird to the punch I then came down with measles ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8023 "2026-05-14T15:42:58Z")
I met RFK Jr. for brunch He did something weird to the punch I then came down with measles From RFK’s weasels ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8024 "2026-05-14T15:59:13Z")
I met RFK Jr. for brunch He did something weird to the punch I then came down with measles From RFKs weasels which he’d skinned and then served us for lunch I was born with a prehensile nose ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8025 "2026-05-14T17:53:35Z")
I was born with a prehensile nose Which I use to sniff my toes ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2026, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8026 "2026-05-15T04:05:50Z")
I was born with a prehensile nose Which I use to sniff my toes And my eyes tend to wander ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8027 "2026-05-18T00:10:36Z")
I was born with a prehensile nose Which I use to sniff my toes And my eyes tend to wander To girls who are blonder ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8028 "2026-05-18T00:16:04Z")
I was born with a prehensile nose Which I use to sniff my toes And my eyes tend to wander To girls who are blonder And also to hair colored rose. One day while lounging on a bench ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8029 "2026-05-18T00:16:50Z")
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