# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 402
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8030 "2026-05-18T00:18:51Z")
One day while lounging on a bench A sound caused my buttocks to clench A voice from my past ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8031 "2026-05-18T01:02:41Z")
One day while lounging on a bench A sound caused my buttocks to clench A voice from my past Said “Get out of there fast!” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8032 "2026-05-18T01:22:04Z")
One day while lounging on a bench A sound caused my buttocks to clench A voice from my past Said “Get out of there fast!” It was Tom Petty’s pianist, Benmont Tench I’ve travelled the world in a blimp ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8033 "2026-05-18T01:30:23Z")
I’ve travelled the world in a blimp Captain’ed by a man with a limp ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8034 "2026-05-18T01:54:15Z")
I’ve travelled the world in a blimp Captain’ed by a man with a limp The blimp’s filled with gas ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8035 "2026-05-18T02:00:45Z")
I’ve travelled the world in a blimp Captain’ed by a man with a limp The blimp’s filled with gas and built solely of glass ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8036 "2026-05-18T04:16:27Z")
I’ve travelled the world in a blimp Captain’ed by a man with a limp The blimp’s filled with gas and built solely of glass Come join us - hey! Don’t be a wimp! My car has a problem with rust ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8037 "2026-05-18T14:18:50Z")
My car has a problem with rust The floorboards are quite hard to trust ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8038 "2026-05-18T15:19:59Z")
> [@2\_More\_Bits](#): > > One day while lounging on a bench > A sound caused my buttocks to clench > A voice from my past > Said “Get out of there fast!” > It was Tom Petty’s pianist, Benmont Tench I think we need to know more about this story. 😉 My car has a problem with rust The floorboards are quite hard to trust The fender fell off ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8039 "2026-05-18T16:55:36Z")
My car has a problem with rust The floorboards are quite hard to trust The fender fell off The wheels it did doff ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8040 "2026-05-18T17:25:40Z")
My car has a problem with rust The floorboards are quite hard to trust The fender fell off The wheels it did doff And the running boards? Pfft! Reddish dust! I wish I could fly like a bird ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8041 "2026-05-18T17:45:42Z")
I wish I could fly like a bird To splatter my foes with my turd ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8042 "2026-05-18T19:46:57Z")
I wish could fly like a bird To splatter my foes with my turd Their eyes I’d peck out ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8043 "2026-05-19T15:21:42Z")
I wish could fly like a bird To splatter my foes with my turd Their eyes I’d peck out Vulgar songs I would spout ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8044 "2026-05-19T16:36:27Z")
I wish could fly like a bird To splatter my foes with my turd Their eyes I’d peck out Vulgar songs I would spout (nothing like any birdsong you’ve heard) I can play a guitar with my toes ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8045 "2026-05-19T20:01:48Z")
I can play a guitar with my toes And keep counting the beat with my nose ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2026, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8046 "2026-05-19T22:07:29Z")
I can play a guitar with my toes And keep counting the beat with my nose As my schlong plays the sax ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8047 "2026-05-20T00:48:25Z")
I can play a guitar with my toes And keep counting the beat with my nose As my schlong plays the sax Building to a climax ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8048 "2026-05-20T02:39:36Z")
I can play a guitar with my toes And keep counting the beat with my nose As my schlong plays the sax Building to a climax… To learn more come to one of my shows My father was admired for his scent ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8049 "2026-05-20T02:51:23Z")
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