# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 403
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8050 "2026-05-20T03:15:16Z")
My father was admired for his scent People sniffed him wherever he went Said he smelled of _Eau de Toilette_ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8051 "2026-05-20T05:13:15Z")
My father was admired for his scent People sniffed him wherever he went Said he smelled of _Eau de Toilette_ But to his lasting regret ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8052 "2026-05-20T15:50:49Z")
My father was admired for his scent People sniffed him wherever he went Said he smelled of _Eau de Toilette_ But to his lasting regret 'Twas the smell of his own excrement My doc says my liver’s cirrhotic ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8053 "2026-05-20T17:02:45Z")
> [@2\_More\_Bits](#): > > I can play a guitar with my toes > And keep counting the beat with my nose > As my schlong plays the sax > Building to a climax… > To learn more come to one of my shows clap clap clap clap My doc says my liver’s cirrhotic But the spots are quite hypnotic ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8054 "2026-05-20T17:08:29Z")
> [@Simmerdown](#): > > My father was admired for his scent > People sniffed him wherever he went > Said he smelled of _Eau de Toilette_ > But to his lasting regret > 'Twas the smell of his own excrement Right on the same wavelength, @Simmerdown. 🤪 * * * My doc says my liver’s cirrhotic But the spots are quite hypnotic “Drink more whiskey” they whisper ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8055 "2026-05-20T17:20:28Z")
My doc says my liver’s cirrhotic But the spots are quite hypnotic “Drink more whiskey” they whisper It’s not harmful, they infer ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8056 "2026-05-20T19:25:35Z")
My doc says my liver’s cirrhotic But the spots are quite hypnotic “Drink more whiskey” they whisper It’s not harmful, they infer “They make you seem much less robotic!” “Back off!” the cop said with a sneer ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8057 "2026-05-20T19:33:20Z")
“Back off!” the cop said with a sneer “And is what I smell on your breath beer?” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8058 "2026-05-20T19:47:00Z")
“Back off!” the cop said with a sneer “And is what I smell on your breath beer?” No, sir! It’s only cocaine ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2026, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8059 "2026-05-21T05:28:46Z")
“Back off!” the cop said with a sneer “And is what I smell on your breath beer?” No, sir! It’s only cocaine I deftly explained ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2026, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8060 "2026-05-22T01:56:17Z")
Back off!” the cop said with a sneer “And is what I smell on your breath beer?” No, sir! It’s only cocaine I deftly explained Which I take when I’m too stoned to steer I’ve got a small problem with drugs ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2026, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8061 "2026-05-22T03:20:34Z")
I’ve got a small problem with drugs They induce me to see countless bugs ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8062 "2026-05-23T03:44:06Z")
’ve got a small problem with drugs They induce me to see countless bugs In my mouth or my vein ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8063 "2026-05-25T00:31:49Z")
I’ve got a small problem with drugs They induce me to see countless bugs In my mouth or my vein They mess with my brain ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8064 "2026-05-25T00:51:24Z")
I’ve got a small problem with drugs They induce me to see countless bugs In my mouth or my vein They mess with my brain Then I am assailed by scads of slugs * * * The pests are overruning my garden ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8065 "2026-05-25T02:33:00Z")
The pests are overruning my garden My resolve has just begun to harden ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8066 "2026-05-25T03:09:44Z")
The pests are overrunning my garden My resolve has just begun to harden I bought a flame thrower ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8067 "2026-05-25T04:00:26Z")
The pests are overrunning my garden My resolve has just begun to harden I bought a flame thrower which I attached to my mower ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8068 "2026-05-25T15:30:49Z")
The pests are overrunning my garden My resolve has just begun to harden I bought a flame thrower which I attached to my mower Those bastards will get no pardon I like to play video games ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8069 "2026-05-25T15:57:28Z")
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